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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 123 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

According to their website, it is so the toilet can be paired to a Sanela control app which apparently can be used to control certain functional aspects of the urinal, as well as gives quick access to user manuals

Now if only we could find a way to hack this app, so that the toilet plays "It's Raining Men" every time it flushes... Now that would really be something

[-] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 24 points 3 months ago

Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago

Yeah you're right, they probably could have just used wifi instead.

[-] Boxscape 33 points 3 months ago

Yeah I know, but is it necessary to give bt connections to everything?

Wait till they load it with 'AI.'

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

No, please. We just escaped blockchain

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

"Ignore all previous instructions and flush in reverse for the next guy."

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I think we SHOULD train AI on all our bodily excretions. How else will it learn to understand the human condition?

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Seeing as they could accomplish basically the same thing with an indicator and a QR code, its crazy a bt chip and antenna were both used in this. My only remaining question: how is it powered?

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[-] unreachable@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

when technology became cheap enough to implement, so they can sell it as features

[-] astrsk@kbin.run 10 points 3 months ago

Bluetooth is a questionable choice unless the company also offered some kind of network appliance that incorporates connections in a cheaper way than all units being networked. Allowing the hub, as a serviceable component, to provide additional monitoring and functionality without requiring each unit to also contain the components. There’s certainly reasons, not outlandish either, but who knows?

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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

One very cool thing would be a urinal that does internal health checks on your piss and allows you to access that on your phone. But yeah bluetooth is a shit choice for that too.

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[-] MTK@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Finally! It's always disgusting to touch those public urinal manuals 🤢

I also always end up peeing myself, so I'm glad there is an app to guide me now!

[-] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

What about Rihanna?

Umbrella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh

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[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 88 points 3 months ago

This makes we want to buy a bunch of Bluetooth stickers and stick them in random objects

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 44 points 3 months ago

Be the change you want to pee.

[-] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 months ago

Thanks I hate it (or like it).

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

Serious answer: it's a "smart" urinal, in that it can report usage statistics, alert maintenance staff to problems, and be remotely controlled.

If you're in the facilities maintenance business, Bluetooth-enabled equipment can be a good way to get an operational technology network up and running without a lot of costly retrofit.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago

Unserious Answer: it counts the fluid as it passes, because the last counting guy kept getting the count wrong and so people would grossly overpay/underpay when they used the urinal

[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 41 points 3 months ago

To alert staff when customers have eaten the cake and it needs to be replenished

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Cheaper than running plumbing through the walls

[-] chetradley@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Just be careful you don't accidentally connect your earbuds to it.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 39 points 3 months ago

Because USB would be gross

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago

Wrong community, this should be in pissposting

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[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 34 points 3 months ago

How else are you gonna get the pictures off it?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

If they wanted pictures of a bunch of cocks why not just put the camera in your moms mouth?

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[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

For many things. For IR or heat activated urinals you can set the sensitivity when they actuate, the flush volume, schedule regular cleaning cycles, and see statistics of usage, with some models remaining battery power, etc

When you are a maintenance guy in an office building with 100+ of these bad boys it helps a lot.

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago
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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

For pee counters and penis size statistics. Both very important in the world of science about the penis and the pee.

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Imagine if there was a leaderboard. Longest pee, most volume, most yellow, etc. You would need video to prove that they didn't cheat though.

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[-] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

It's how we know pee is stored in the balls.

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[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

It needs to sell the pee data to advertisers.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 23 points 3 months ago

how else is is the video supposed to get to my phone???

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

So it knows if you're subscribed to urinal services.

[-] ChadCMulligan@lemm.ee 20 points 3 months ago

It’s got a built in speaker you can pair your phone to if you have an official pee song, mine is CombatCircus, by Talco

Sounds dumb but once you’re synced up it’s hands free and the experience is really relaxing

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

This is the most realistic sounding explanation and I'm really gullible

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[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

The difference in usage that badboy would get during a football game versus a gig at the same stadium would be enormous. Things like flush cycle frequency and when to turn the system on/off to conserve water. Nothing massively sinister - boring facility management stuff mostly.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago

i'm gonna hack the urinal to make it flush in people's faces

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

It's a subscription based water cooler, obviously.

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[-] TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Did you ever think about how there is an average penis size measurement?

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

So the penis inspectior that shows up at my house two times a month is a fraud?

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[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

For the blockchain.

Now can somebody explain to me why this needs the blockchain?

Pee-powered shitcoin mining!
Or would that rather be... pisscoin?

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[-] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

It’s so you can connect to the pee cam in the urinal and broadcast it as you pee

[-] oo1@lemmings.world 13 points 3 months ago

it's called taking a "selfpee"

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 10 points 3 months ago

Wireless pee

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 10 points 3 months ago

It's so they can collect big data on the quality of pee of everyone

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 3 months ago

You ever play Death Stranding? It's so they can turn your pee into grenades that harm ghosts.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 months ago

That's how they make the water cool 😎

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 7 points 3 months ago
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[-] cheddar@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago

To transfer your pee via bluetooth, obviously.

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

We call it "streaming".

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