to be honest I kind of feel a bit bad for Ea-Nasir sometimes. hear me out: (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 month ago by EstraDoll@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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okay so this guy is from like 3,500 years ago right? almost all we know about this guy is that he was a merchant and some guy didn't like the copper that was sold from him. We don't have any other evidence of the story, just one complaint tablet. The only thing that remains of the legacy of Ea-Nasir is one complaint letter, and we know basically nothing else about the guy.

You ever work customer service? You ever have a customer write a complaint about you? Ever get written up at work? Imagine 4,000 years from now, millennia after you've otherwise been long forgotten, some archeologists find an old Yelp review saying that you did a bad job at sweeping the floors or whatever, and now for the end of time people the world over know you as "That asshole from 4,000 years ago who can't sweep a floor very well" and that is what your entire life is eternally remembered by

so I think maybe we should cut my man Ea-Nasir a bit more slack here. Maybe he wasn't as shifty of a fellow as we think we was

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[-] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago

There were multiple tablets found in his house. Various clients complaining about both quality and failure to deliver.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Truly a relatable guy to just keep all of his bad review tablets at home so he could emotionally self-harm with them.

We could all learn a thing from Ea-nasir.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

Part of the complaint was that he was rude to a slave who was made to travel really far to get a refund. Dude was so rude a SLAVE MASTER complained on behalf of his SLAVE, that's pretty fucking rude.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Did they practice chattel slavery?

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Basically everyone did in the Bronze Age.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

On the other hand, you had to do a lot of work to actually write stuff in clay tablets. He must've thought his complaint was worth the effort and/or expense

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 1 month ago

The fact the tablet was fired and not just dried means it was deemed to be important enough for keeping. Probably because the issue was predicted to be long and hard to solve, and it's not that weird considering that copper trade was important.

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Yeah this was a pretty large delivery if I recall, he was wholesale not retail.

[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Were there not shitposters and scam artists in the bronze age world?

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I mean... some say Ea-Nasir was a scam artist...

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

There were dogs who couldn't see a thing

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Actually he kept several compaint letters, which as someone who has worked customer service I totally get.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

First recorded victim of review bombing?

[-] a_little_red_rat@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

review bombing your house with clay bricks through the window (it's okay, glass hasn't been invented yet)

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Your review hurt. No, really, it gave me a concussion.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Say what you will about him, 3500 years later we remember his name. Who complained to him? What did they do for a living? Who gives a fuck? Not Ea-Nasir the copper merchant, that's for sure.