Exactly.
Me agreeing with this advice
How about enbies in beanies
Enbeanies
Always trust an enby
Never trust someone who wears a beanie
The contradictions heighten
What's wrong with beanies
Sorry, you're wearing a hat, ergo I disregard everything you say
enbeanis?
Case by case, hat by hat basis.
What about enbies in baseball caps? NBallcaps?
I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can't tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out
Never happens with the bucket on
pssst curls spotted, I repeat, curls spotted
But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat
How do you feel about bananas in pajamas
Extremely neutral.
Beans in jeans?
Beanis in genus
Curious George proved men in hats aren't to be trusted
you've never watched the kentucky derby
Death to America
This book is a banger.
When I transitioned I went from wearing hats to wearing a rotating cast of bandanas to accessorize with my stockpile of scrunchies.
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What's a bandana but a deconstructed hat? I think this still counts.
Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they're big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That's terrifying. That's a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.
I may need to rethink my worldview...
Helmets have saved my life on several occasions
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I have never worn a hat
I have only ever tried other people's hats, thinking "man that hats looks great on me I really should get a hat" and then never buying a hat.
If the hat is ciele, avoid at all costs
Im cooked
My bald ass needs a hat!
Carmen Sandiego has entered the chat
I am currently in the habit of wearing a (far too warm) hat to hide my earbuds at work, so, you're absolutely correct.
I'll trust a woman, but I'll never trust a women if I don't even know how many she is.
Count the hats.
I don't trust "A men" either.
I feel like there should be an exception for when it's really sunny out, and/or playing baseball
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