Me agreeing with this advice

How about enbies in beanies

Enbeanies

I never leave the house without a good beanie or toque because the local peckerwoods can't tolerate coarse hair and I have been cop-called on before when my hair was just out

Never happens with the bucket on

But AndJusticeForAll, I present masc and wear a hat

How do you feel about bananas in pajamas

Curious George proved men in hats aren't to be trusted

you've never watched the kentucky derby

Death to America

When I transitioned I went from wearing hats to wearing a rotating cast of bandanas to accessorize with my stockpile of scrunchies.

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Depends on the hat I think. Hardhats are probably alright, means they're big on safety in the workplace. Bike helmets? That's terrifying. That's a guy who loves the thrill of the chase.

I have never worn a hat

If the hat is ciele, avoid at all costs

Im cooked

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I am currently in the habit of wearing a (far too warm) hat to hide my earbuds at work, so, you're absolutely correct.

I'll trust a woman, but I'll never trust a women if I don't even know how many she is.

I feel like there should be an exception for when it's really sunny out, and/or playing baseball