Canada is to America as Austria is to 1930s Germany : chapotraphouse

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

up-yours-woke-moralists

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

He will annex Alberta to seize the Strategic Beef Reserve

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 21 points 9 months ago

Puerto Rico is to the mainland as Corsica is to 1790s France

The American First Consul will be Puerto Rican

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah, Austria had some sauce prior to ww1. Canada had never had sauce, just syrup. We are a nation of Minnesota, no one really has any partucular dreams or aspirations let alone lofty ones.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

From Britain to Amerikkka's servant, Canada is like its middling youngest settler brother who, after failing to appease everyone at the party, decided to go back to its old roots with its deadbeat brothers

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, we suck.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Will there be an Anschluss?

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but farcical in nature along the lines of the John Candy film Canadian Bacon

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Best Michael Moore film

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, learned something new today

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

I kinda wish he had made some more comedies

[+] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

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[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Remember: it's XXI century, history repeats as farce and arts and humanities have been steadily obliterated. It's failed STEM student we should look for.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's failed STEM student we should look for.

If it weren't for the failed part, I thought it could be Elon Musk...

Musk briefly attended the University of Pretoria before immigrating to Canada at the age of 18, acquiring citizenship through his Canadian-born mother. Two years later he matriculated at Queen's University at Kingston in Canada. Musk later transferred to the University of Pennsylvania and received bachelor's degrees in economics and physics.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

in economics

Here you go, failed by default

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

in economics and physics

Technically

On the other hand, he seems to now be screwing up his own companies, Tesla with its easily-rusted cars, and the site known formerly known as Twitter by letting rightism take over

[–] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

Me?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

up at Camp David, just out for a rip

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

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[–] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 9 points 9 months ago

And it'll be just great eh

[–] outside_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGm6imM-7AI

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[–] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Lyin' Ted is probably not it.

[+] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago

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