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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Probably already a thing, but I worked in a brewery for a little bit, and there's this thing called contract brewing where you get another brewery to make beer for you and then you sell it under your branding.

So we find some brewery, have them make a couple batches of the cheapest ass pale ale they can (pale ale is probs the cheapest beer you can make on scale), and then slap labels that say "Anti-Woke Beer, No SOY! Made with Liberal Tears!" And sell it and get $$$.

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[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago
[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago

The grifters were way ahead of you on this one. "Ultra Right" beer.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I was going to say I'm pretty sure they've done that. Hell, they've even done anti-woke wateragony-shivering

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Spitballing brand names:

  • The Ku Klux Kans
  • 4cans
  • GOPints
  • Chuggin' Chud.
  • Chugchud
  • Triumph of the Wheat
  • Seig Hop
  • Nectar of Hyperborea
[-] goose@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Liber-ale Tears

Mar-a-Lager

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

I thought of adding some Trump theme’d beer but I’m also conflicted because Trump doesn’t drink.

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

The "The sale of this beer does NOT go towards funding Maoist Guerrillas in the Philippines" label has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the label

[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago

There's a hard seltzer called Happy Dad that uses the Nazi NFT monkey on its packaging.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

MFW they literally called themselves Yuga labs.

agony-shivering

[-] MusicOwl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

can’t have good beer anymore, because of woke.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

All beer is anti-woke because they make me sleepy. Need to get back to my uni levels of alcohol tolerance to own the libs.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

i don't remember the brand, but i do remember having seen contract anti-woke beer being advertised before lmao

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

also, Minhas is a contract brewer that makes absolute garbo for TJ's so that's got my vote

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I'm sure this has been done. checks Yeah, and it's the tackiest I've seen: "Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right 100% Woke-Free American Beer".

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Would be great if it included soy tho

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Don't quote me on this but I wouldn't be surprised if brewers added soy lecithin to stouts for creaminess/mouth feel

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

I think the dude that did the anti-woke razors and chocolate has already gotten on it.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Is there a way to add a tactical grip to the cans?

[-] ItalianMessiah@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'm the old Norm, I just want normal beer!

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