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I never remember who she is but I love her
Philomena Cunk (Diane Morgan)
I was looking at the stars with my 8 year old the other night and said to him 'did you know there's at least a dozen stars up there?' It was lost on him.
You’re not wrong.
Your kid is not old enough to get and groan at your dad jokes. That or he's smart and just pretended to not get it, so you'd be left without a proper reaction
It feels like it was just yesterday...
Time since covid is just weird.
Still too soon. 😭
This feels like a mandelaeffect. I could swear it's more than a decade already
I still can't come to grips with the fact that 14 AD was more than twenty years ago.
Can you imagine the moon landing was closer to 14 AD than we are?
Man, and I was thinking about how the moon landing was closer to the moon than us. Stuff just blows my mind
Passed away what?
You know how you can pass the potatoes, or pass gas, well he passed "away":-)
To who I don't know, it doesn't say..
Away was standing still, he just passed it.
I hope he used the designated passing lane.:-)
Like how in baseball a coach might tell a player to "swing away", in hockey they're often instructed to "pass away".
classic osvaldo12
I desperately need the osvaldo sub on lemmy
To quote the greate Mahatma Gandhi: "Yes"
Thanks Obama.
Passed a way to where? what?
He went for a reach around
F
this post must be from last month, it is September now, something doesn't add up
That is the best kind of correct!
gone but not forgotten….
Big if true.
non informative but correct censored data
He gotta start bullying Aliko again
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2024
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