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"zomg russian cyber criminals are using free books to fund their lavish lifestyles!!!!!!1!1!!!!1! you should go support ~~corporate rent seeking publishers~~ 'creators' by paying thousands for basic knowledge!!!11"

this shit sounds like it was written by a middle schooler making a history presentation. it's hilarious

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[-] Moonrise2473@feddit.it 158 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, ai companies that are doing exactly the same are allowed to rack up billions in revenue.

"It's American for profit corporation, not a Russian cybercriminal!"

[-] christian@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If the DoJ replaced google.com with a similar scare screen, a message about the AI feature appearing before search results, and photos of CEO yachts, that might actually give me hope for the future.

Maybe include a screenshot of the AI Overview so there's no ambiguity about what feature was problematic. Something like this: google ai overview

Tangent - I remember reading a blog post when oink got seized saying that if the guy behind it was trying to make a profit rather than to create a library he would be respected like another Steve Jobs rather than being imprisoned. I still 100% believe that.

RIP oink's pink palace, I was a member for only two or three years but it opened up the world to me. Got invited from a guy at my undergrad I never met in person or knew his name, there was a local filesharing network on campus with a few hundred students on it and we had similar music tastes so would im occasionally. Hope you are doing well wherever you are now, meowfaceman.

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

More proof that AI is in the pocket of Big Geology.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 130 points 1 month ago

Seems like a fairly reasonable way to live. Is that supposed to look lavish?

Let's see the lifestyles of the CEOs for Springer, Wiley, and Elsevier for comparison.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Let’s see the lifestyles of the CEOs for Springer, Wiley, and Elsevier for comparison.

FBI be like:

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

There's a rainbow. Its so gay! Therefore ... wrong!!!111

[-] jawa21 7 points 1 month ago

Those fucks forcing money into their pockets from science are the absolute dregs of society. I actually respect angel investors more since maybe they made a good decision with their money (that feels gross to just type, even!). The fact that a select few companies are able to make science pay to win is absolutely sickening.

This is coming from someone that never even graduated college, let alone spending time in academia.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago

Let's see Paul Allen's lifestyle.

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[-] Gutless2615@ttrpg.network 100 points 1 month ago

Not a boat! Not a family vacation! Gasp! An… RV!?!?? SOMEONE THINK OF THE RIGHTSHOLDERS!

[-] lukecooperatus@lemmy.ml 97 points 1 month ago

Oh no, somebody who might be Russian took a family vacation to go fishing with their loved ones!? What an orgy of indulgence! The audacity!

[-] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 95 points 1 month ago

As if money actually goes to the content creators 😂

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 month ago

More hilarious jokes have never been told in history

[-] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 month ago

That boat and RV look middle class at best.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 month ago

It's almost as if some desk jockey used photos from their family vacation lol.

[-] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 month ago

Oh, no! People are enjoying their lives!

[-] booty@hexbear.net 43 points 1 month ago

Uh, no. Can't you read? These are not people. They are Russian cybercriminals wojak-nooo

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 month ago

They... Own a tiny home? Wow. What luxary.

[-] christian@lemmy.ml 56 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's at least reassuring to know that the DoJ values the privacy of these horrible criminals enough to warrant blurring their faces. Hard to believe those assholes were spending the money on beautiful rainbows. A rainbow isn't a tangible possession someone can just keep to themselves! The idea that some guy can just own this abstract thing is deeply offensive to me and I will not be giving any more of my hard-earned money to library genesis.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

Bet it's a stock image the FBI didn't pay for

[-] rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Makes me think of this video of the geneticist Albert Jacquard that tries to show how ideas will always be in the commons. How it's impossible for people to own a concept of an idea, using the example of "it's impossible to tell who saw the rainbow the first to own its concept".

It's in french but it's a total masterclass, I should translate it someday : https://effingo.be/2011/05/22/albert-jacquard-demonte-le-concept-de-propriete-intellectuelle/

[-] parody@lemmings.world 50 points 1 month ago

Isn’t the FBI supposed to be non-political?

Yet here they are trying to own Z-Libs

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Isn’t the FBI supposed to be non-political?

😂

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 month ago

No the poor copyright owners I'm so upset

[-] Arcturus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 month ago

That seems nice. Glad they're getting something in return for saving me so much money.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 48 points 1 month ago

THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS BOUGHT A RAINBOW!?

I'm impressed.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

I know right? They don't come cheap from the Rainbow Factory, those ponies drive a hard bargain.

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 month ago

Note that with rare exceptions, creators are not supported by your purchases. Rather the studios, labels and publishers wh cheat creators are.

If you want to support the creators, pay them directly, or go to one of their performances / signings / functions. But still pirate their work.

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[-] Glaive0@beehaw.org 37 points 1 month ago

I’m disappointed I didn’t see a piracy parody of this before seeing this. Come on internet.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago

The FBI is trying to trick me into feeling guilty, too bad I was the firstborn of a single mother and this shit does not work on me anymore

[-] johanbcn@lemmings.world 33 points 1 month ago

I found out about this the other day and the first impression I got was that someone hacked their server and put this just for laughs.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's legit, it's been up a hot minute (since May iirc). I clicked the wrong zlibrary bookmark out of reflex and then remembered how hilarious the scare screen was.

[-] w00t@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"You can't download a boat"?

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

Not with that attitude you can't!

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago

Call the 3D printers, we need a bigger benchy!

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[-] HumanPerson@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 month ago

I don't pay for piracy, but if I did I'd be glad I could help.

[-] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 26 points 1 month ago

That caravan looks nice

[-] ogmios@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

That's horrible! I can't believe how these criminals are wasting the money that should rightfully be getting used for cheese pizza and hot dog parties!

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Another Russian oligarch's mega yacht seized!

[-] refalo@programming.dev 19 points 1 month ago

Reminder that sites like israel.tv are still "illegal" to visit and all US ISPs are forced to block it, even though this directly contradicts Net Neutrality.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Exactly. Support those who create it. Not publishers or ebook lending companies

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you wouldn't download a car

i bet they even sent the policemans helmet to his widow

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[-] xiao@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

So funny 😂. I really thought it was fake.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago

Is that Dominic Torretto in the bottom right?

[-] sakuragasaki46@feddit.it 7 points 4 weeks ago

It gives "QUIT HAVING FUN!!" vibes. :)

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