So fast no plot. : movies

[-] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Looks trash. When will it be playing on hextube

[-] delirious_owl@discuss.online 18 points 2 months ago

Why is the dude from 300 holding a vacuum cleaner while screaming?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! But tbh - we're gonna have to clean up first. You can't believe how dusty it is down there.

[-] Rojo27@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Cowboys, Spartans, and fast cars? FUCK YEAH!

[+] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

We made a movie that will never be canceled because it literally has no plot!

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Also - there's another problem. I actually watched a few seconds here or there of the trailer. It's surely Bait-and-Switch Phillips. I bet Lou Diamond Phillips is on screen for 90 seconds tops.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Man's gotta eat and it ain't cheap being a Diamond

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Shine on you teaser diamond

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I had to squash "geezer teaser" down to two syllables so the lyric would scan right.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Geezer teaser?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Geezer teaser

"Geezer teaser" is a pejorative term used to describe films, most often action films released direct-to-video and primarily distributed via video on demand (VOD), for which older, well-known male actors ("geezers") are billed in lead or co-lead roles and prominently featured (teased) in promotional material, but only appear sporadically during the film itself.

[-] neo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Bad Max: Toll Road

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Guns. Girls. Guys. Cars. No plot.

Kino is back on the menu guys, gals and enbys.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

This must be AI bazinga shit or somethin'...

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

tag yourself, I'm yelling man with grenade launcher

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