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I can't remember the joke though

Anyway, my grill broke doomjak

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[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago
[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This is amazing! I've never even heard of or seen this joke before. And you say Bill Murray made it? Wow!

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Let me know if you find out what the joke is, I can't remember

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I still wash my feet in urinals like my hero Steve Job. Thumbs up if you still do this in 2016.

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

👍GOBBESS

I LOVE FRUIT AND IPHONE

Posted from my iPhone 4S

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Someone get Kevin bacon on the phone! We need a wellness check, NOW! no-no-no-wait-wait-wait

[–] PaX@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

No bacon at the store, no grill anymore

It's over walter-breakdown

News of his death will no doubt be on the information superhighway soon

[–] GenXen@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

"He picked me up by my ankles ... he dangled me over a trash can and he was like, 'The trash goes in the trash can!' And I was screaming, screaming! And I swung my arms flailed wildly, full contact with his balls, full contact. He dropped me in the trash can, the trash can falls over. I was horrified." - Seth Green

heartbreaking

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

Carrying on the torch

[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

my grill broke

This isn't how I was expecting to find out that Bear Grylls died.