badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
This is amazing! I've never even heard of or seen this joke before. And you say Bill Murray made it? Wow!
Let me know if you find out what the joke is, I can't remember
I still wash my feet in urinals like my hero Steve Job. Thumbs up if you still do this in 2016.
👍GOBBESS
I LOVE FRUIT AND IPHONE
Posted from my iPhone 4S
Someone get Kevin bacon on the phone! We need a wellness check, NOW!
No bacon at the store, no grill anymore
It's over
News of his death will no doubt be on the information superhighway soon
"He picked me up by my ankles ... he dangled me over a trash can and he was like, 'The trash goes in the trash can!' And I was screaming, screaming! And I swung my arms flailed wildly, full contact with his balls, full contact. He dropped me in the trash can, the trash can falls over. I was horrified." - Seth Green
Carrying on the torch
LOL!
my grill broke
This isn't how I was expecting to find out that Bear Grylls died.