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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 58 points 2 months ago

I've seen this here and there. There are conspiracy weirdos who think the real food is being replaced with fake food cause woke. It mostly involves tic toks of idiots doing weird things no one ever does with groceries like setting them on fire or seeing if they float and then claiming they're fake

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

Holding little witch trials for the produce

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Why doesn't this snow melt when I hold a match over it?

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 months ago

I feel like at least half of conspiracy theory nonsense is something someone made up as a joke to fuck with them, and then they just don't notice they're being mocked and take on the new ridiculous thing completely unironically.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I kinda wanna go down that rabbit hole

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

It's boring

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

Maybe hes seen too much facebook AI cabbage

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Zoomers are taking the broccoli haircut too far.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

These people are gen alpha, jeez grandpa

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

That's how they got that hair tho....they inherited it from their zoomer parents.

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

first of all that's an Australian, please the US has enough to be ashamed of we don't need these kinds of false accusations

second of all I absolutely thought this was a joke but I went to his profile and now I can't tell. All his videos up until that point were just gym videos, no jokes, then all of a sudden he posts this cabbage video. He made one video after that seems like it's supposed to be a joke, but it's not funny at all and just a weird video, maybe it was an attempt to make the cabbage video seem like it was actually a joke the whole time. Then the next video is an apology for not knowing what cabbage was. So idk, doesn't really seem like a joke, especially when his actual attempt at a joke video landed so poorly.

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Upside-down Amerikkkans when not borger

[-] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 25 points 2 months ago

'australians' are just aspirational 'americans'

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

Australians probably do not eat enough cabbage, except maybe in slaw

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

all they know is eat vegemite and lie

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

Funny, I was going to say Americans probably know what a cabbage is because of slaw.

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

America has tons of cabbage dishes. The northeast variants are more Irish influence related to the traditional boil and the south has mixed greens which is a take on collard greens that mixes em with cabbage. There’s also the rare( here at least) , but delectable, fried cabbage. Seriously, cabbage fries well. Just try it and it’ll work.

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Was it a couple of years ago there was a lettuce shortage for fast food joints so they just started using cabbage instead?

[-] Breath_Of_The_Snake@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Slaw is big down under? Hell yeah, I’m non-sectarian when it comes to slaw, fuck the slaw splitters, but what type is big is in Australia?

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

No, it's just something people eat sometimes. I don't really keep track, sorry :(

[-] Hexboare@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I think this person legitimately picked up a cabbage thinking it was iceberg lettuce

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

in a reply to one of the comments on his apology vid, he says his friend picked it up. So now there are two people who don't know what cabbage is

[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

Is that not clearly just a funny troll?

[-] CityPop@lemmy.today 15 points 2 months ago

This is why I don’t eat the stuff, it’ll give you a nanobot.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago
[-] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Holy shit whoever wrote that deserves hamas-red-triangle hey everybody you know what's hilarious when a member of the systematically degraded racial underclass doesn't know the things I know

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Yeah only vice could turn "lol snoop dogg is so high he forgot what a pine cone is" into some racist shit, big reason why I don't ever read them much anymore shatter

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

God damn i couldn't even read it

[-] IHateCabbage420@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

they did what to him?

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