Why is God mad at Florida? (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by GlueBear@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like what did they do specifically pim-charlie-shock

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[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 56 points 2 months ago

No that's Mexico doing a Hadouken

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

AMLO last action as President was to destroy Florida

[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

[-] SadArtemis@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

What didn't they do?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

god isnt angry at florida, god loves florida. he's trying to drive out the gusanos!

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

The collective psyche of a nation formed a fuckery gestalt and it came in the form of a beanis. That's-that's chaos theory

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

Florida went woke

[-] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

~~Grok's~~ Florida's woke

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

mission-accomplished jeb ron-sugar-man , pronouns , extremely anti LGBTQ despite being flamboyant AF state to appease the cubic ass ton of frothingfash boomers in The Vilages that proved they're unworthy of ruling or life 40 years ago freedom-and-democracy

[-] maccruiskeen@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

take it away, fidel! fidel-balling

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

classic

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

Gusanos

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

In the beginning was Miami and The Miami was with Satan. Once Adam and Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge, the came to understand property development and management. They wandered the earth to find Florida to practice their new found craft and train Cain to continue the legacy.