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[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 180 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

By his logic—we may as well just bury this guy alive, he’s just going to die anyways.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 65 points 2 months ago

I'm...like super good at digging...

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Username checks out

I can mark the area

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 months ago
[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

What shovel would you use to dig a 60 ft hole?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago

Hitachi 1200 with a long stick lol.

Why the fuck are we going so deep?

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 2 months ago

So he can't crawl back up? It's October.

[-] Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

ROFL... And also to assure he cannot be a zombie

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

I like @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 's comment the best, but actually, a friend once joked that, "I had a friend that could dig 60 ft holes, see, he dug 60 ft holes because the police stop digging for bodies after 50 ft." So #zerocontext to the broad Internet, but just the same, an arbitrary ridiculous number to ask!

[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 103 points 2 months ago

Another billionaire tech founder demonstrating that these are exactly the people who need to be kept as far away as possible from positions of influence in our society.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 70 points 2 months ago

Even ignoring the selfish elitist tone, this is like saying "things won't be perfect, so why even try?" I hate defeatism, especially when it harms all of us.

[-] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

Its probably not defeatism, just a billionaire tech sociopath trying to pump his investments in data centers.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 52 points 2 months ago

These Google guys are such a disappointment. They could’ve done something inspirational, but what have they done?

[-] drivepiler@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago
[-] Samvega@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 2 months ago

Be honest, Eric. "We should go all in on harmful bullshit because I make money from it."

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago
[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe he is just preparing the world for other lifeforms?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

Would be a shame if someone sunk his yacht

[-] Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Untangle him from the electricity grid

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'll call the orcas

[-] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

Did he also say "And do not quote me" the same way he did when he told people to just steal what they want and hire lawyers to clean up the mess if they were successful?

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's easier to apologise than ask permission.

/s

[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to ask permission" was coined by Admiral Grace Hopper for use in a very different context. It is intended to mean that, when dealing with a beaurocracy like the military, it is often easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.

She certainly wouldn't have intended for it to be used in the context of theft.

[-] girlfreddy@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Which was why I put the sarcasm "/s" at the end.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Take a long walk off a short pier, Eric.

[-] SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today 22 points 2 months ago

So much for don't be evil.

At least as the planet burns, it will be because we now have AI that tells us to superglue our pizza together or jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Whatever would we do without it?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Currently getting coffee, Viking Hippie says Eric Schmidt should go fuck himself with a rusty rail spike and keep his garbage opinions to himself.

[-] tankplanker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

And if AI decided that the fastest way to make a difference with climate change was to guillotine all the billionaires, he'd be on board? Because I can save all that spend and tell him right now that removing that number of super polluters who consistently lobby against environmental protections would make a noticeable impact.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 17 points 2 months ago

Hopefully Google kills him off next.

https://killedbygoogle.com/

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Plus Elon and Sergey and Jeff said they’re totally leaving room for me in the domed city while the space ark is being built.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Not with you rich fuckers having that fucking attitude.

So he's saying "I don't know how to manage that problem, so let's create more". Rich POS.

[-] xep@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

"Because it's a universal technology, and because it's the arrival of an alien intelligence… we may make mistakes with respect to how it's used, but I can assure you that we're not going to get there through conservation."

I can't understand what he's saying, even though it's in english. Did AI mean Alien Intelligence all this time?

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

That part also confused me. Does he really think text prediction is intelligence?

[-] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 months ago

This is a sensationalized title. As always - nobody ever reads the bloody articles. What he actually said was

we're not going to hit the climate goals anyway because we're not organized to do it.

Is he that wrong? Do you think we actually are organized enough?

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

We are organized enough, the problem is that we keep getting sabotaged by a tiny few billionaires who want to buy heir next island. AI won't help there anyway

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

According to your own quote here the headline is not sensationalized.

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