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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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Did he really post this at 3 am?

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[–] roux@hexbear.net 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Maybe don't weaponize my disability for your fascist rhetoric?

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

bUt mUh cOmEdY!? frothingfash

[–] VHS@hexbear.net 43 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

This man is an egomaniac who's obsessed with attention and mainly uses Twitter to lavish praise on himself. And now he whines that people are bullying him for being autistic? No, everybody fucking hates him because he's pushing all kinds of hatred and bigotry 24/7. I hope he k***s himself. Bully him more

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If he does that we don't get the pleasure of telling him to face the wall.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

I could live with that.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 36 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mom, I want African American representation

We have African American representation at home

The representation at home:

[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Quality satire is when you describe thing in overly literal terms

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

"You liberals are too nice, maybe if you were meaner we'd respect you!"

"Ok"

Smug grin "You technically made fun of an autistic person from Africa (not that there's anything wrong with that)! Gotcha! You're just as bad as us!"

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere

And build them a home, a little place of their own.

The Fletcher Memorial Home for Incurable Tyrants and Kings.

And they can appear to themselves every day

On closed circuit T.V.

To make sure they’re still real.

It’s the only connection they feel.

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

I know better than to expect anything from Musk, but is it too much to ask for for the Secret Service to interpret this as another assassination attempt?

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

Your bazinga brained billionaire so fat that when he jumps for joy he gets stuck.

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

"Joy" its pain

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

nick mullen go on cumtown

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 7 months ago

I hate this dude so much, he's literally the embodiment of the word "loser"