Those place tend to have 80% of the decision makers with an obvious ADHD.

Enthusiastically blabbering about their latest hype. But somehow this is what sells to the investors.

Well look at mister fancy brain over here who’s all like “I see an important thing that needs to be done and then I go do it” and shit!

I'm fixing a hole where the rain comes in, and stops my mind from wandering...

Woah there cowboy. Settle down. I don't think you can fit in that hole. Prolly wouldn't feel very good.

i won’t be able to sit still for 5 minutes either if i know there’s a whole. that said, i still wouldn’t be fixing that hole

The hole could also be a metaphor.

Big woof*

Is this the start of "relevant Sesame Street" replacing "relevant XKCD"?

Ah yes, I am too familiar with the temporary-permanent solution approach.

You're really just creating a bunch of tarp debt.

Sounds like my neighbor a couple of doors down. I recently learned their house is not in fact abandoned. Extremely weathered tarps over damaged sections of roof, trees growing through the wooden back porch, trees and overgrowth throughout the entire yard etc. I have a feeling whenever they pass/move away that house will either sit empty for a very long time or be torn down

Kitchen and bathroom have priority on my list. Anything that can rot must be cleaned first

That was quite the ride

TV show? This looks like a human interest news article?