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[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 41 points 2 months ago

Really pushing that whole “Virginia is for lovers” slogan to the max.

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

Sounds more like the localised ads i get shown when i turn off Ublock

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

Never turn off ublock

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 26 points 2 months ago

Virginia

Milfs

Something doesn't add up, chief

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

Notice that there are only 3.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

We shall name it of course after our beloved queen.

Yes, of course. Sorry.

Let it pass and hail to this glorious land, Virginia!

Er...What? Who's Virginia?

The Queen of England, you dog!

Oh, right. Except...I don't know how to put this. She's not called Virginia, but Elizabeth.

I'm well aware of that, but she is, I trust you will agree, a virgin.

Er... Yeah, as far as I know. I mean, I'm sure she is.

But do we want to name a country after that fact?

Source

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago

I'll only need 3 minutes.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Milfs can be under utilized but 1.33 minutes per milf might be a bit optimistic?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Idk, I could probably disappoint three milfs at the same time.

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works -4 points 2 months ago

a minute is 60 seconds and not 100 🙂

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Imperial minutes

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

.33 minutes is 20 seconds

[-] xia 18 points 2 months ago

I would have thought that virginia had more milfs, tbh.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You're mistaken. Virginia has a lot more milfs, OP is just 3 milfs away. As in, they need to exit after seeing 3 milfs, which will take approximately 4 minutes on the current road.

In a more densely populated area, like the suburbs, that number goes way up, especially if you're near a soccer field.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

It's in the name though, not a lot of MILFs, but I expect more virgins than average.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 2 months ago

Eh, I'll just wait until I get to Milf Island.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What he meant was that “Milf Island” is actually a peninsula!

[-] Oisteink@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

In 4 minutes? No wonder they are up in arms over abortion restrictions! They can literally become pregnant without noticing

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

That's like 1 minute 20 seconds per milf. Amazing refractory period.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Who said you had to finish with each one? I'd just disappoint three at the same time. Any more than that is a bit difficult, since I only have so many body parts to go around.

[-] Uli@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

David, that's the fourth milf. We're definitely going the wrong way!

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's gonna take me a whole lot longer than four minutes, I can tell you.

[-] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

No, no. I’m looking for BWILA’s

Noble Knight: Fine, you continue to drive and see a sign that says 2 BWILA’s 15 miles.

Scoofa! I roll for mileage. 19, do I make the exit?

Noble Knight: sigh, yes.

That's more than 3 cars. They will have to take turns, or share.

[-] interurbain1er@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

3 in 4 minutes. That's a throughput of 45 drivers per hour.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Sure but what’s that, in, y’know, metric?

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

0.0125 drivers per second.

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago
[-] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

12.5 millidrivers.

[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

It's per car

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's actually advertisement for a theater. It's "Virginia 3: Milfs" starting in 4 minutes.

this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
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