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[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 6 points 7 hours ago
[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Sleve McDicheal
Onson Sweemey
Darryl Archideld
Anatoli Smorin
Rey Mcsriff

[-] AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

Wes Craven

John Carpenter

David Cronenberg

Joe Dante

Tobe Hooper

[-] crystaline_porpoise@hexbear.net 16 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago

this is the answer

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 12 points 16 hours ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 45 points 21 hours ago
  1. Marx

  2. Engels

  3. Lenin

  4. Stalin

  5. The white boy reading this

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago

I was halfway through writing this exact comment when I noticed yours lmao

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 19 hours ago

brace-cowboy I love it when I'm fastest on the draw for the most obvious joke

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 18 points 19 hours ago

fidel-balling fidel-cool fidel-sarcastic castro-stuff fidel-si

Fidel had more swag than any white boy in history

John Linnel John Flansburgh Marty Beller Dan Miller and Danny Weinkauf

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 27 points 20 hours ago

Everyone Stalin wasn’t white, especially at the time, everyone including himself called him Asian, and he would definitely get harassed by TSA now.

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

You can't be Asian and white?

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 26 points 19 hours ago

But he's from Georgia and literally Caucasian /s

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 33 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)
  1. Karl Marx
  2. Vladimir Lenin
  3. John Brown
  4. Che Guevara
  5. Joseph Stalin

Honorable mentions: Jonas Salk, Jean Paul Sartre, Eugene V. Debs, Milton Wolff, Fidel Castro, Friedrich Engels

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 17 points 20 hours ago
  1. Donald J Trump

  2. Matt Walsh

  3. Jesus Christ

  4. Nietzsche

  5. Beethoven

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 17 points 21 hours ago

leonardo, donatello, michelangelo, raphael, splinter

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 15 points 20 hours ago

berdly-actually four of those are green boys. berdly-smug

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago

5: Scott Shriner

4: Brian Bell

3: Patrick Wilson

2: Matt Sharp

1: Rivers Cuomo

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

straight fax

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago
  1. Me
  2. John Brown
  3. John Brown’s sons
  4. The young patriots
  5. The white boy reading this
[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 6 points 14 hours ago

People sleep on the rainbow coalition

[-] someone@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago

5: Vladimir Putin.

4: Vlad Putin.

3: V. Putin.

2: xXx_vput42069_xXx

1: Vladdy P.

(I hope I hit my quota this month for that sweet Russian disinformation-campaign cash!)

[-] 2812481591@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago
  1. Vlad II Dracul
  2. Chet Hanks
  3. Jean-François Allard
  4. Albert Camus
  5. Israel Epstein
[-] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago

Tepes's father?Lol

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