I would like to apologize to all of our wizard comrades for my cruel and hurtful words the other day (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by Frank@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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What i said was thoughtless and wrong and deeply offensive to the Council of the Wise and I have realized that I was in the wrong.

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Could you please turn me back in to a person now?

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[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

I accept your apology but I don't know the frog to human spell

[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 2 months ago

That spells pretty basic u just gotta make out with it. Make sure its the right frog tho dont wanna make that mistake again.

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

I'm a wizard in so much as I'm a 30+ yo virgin, don't worry you'll animorph soon german-mud-wizard

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

volcel-judge proud of you citizen, we award you this gold-antifa

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

lets-fucking-go

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

But you're cuter now!

[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

You are just saying that because as an owl froggy frank looks like a nice meal.

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Do not do that. That is captain ginyu body switched

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

Have you tried offending the council of frog wizards?

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Admittedly it was probably unwise to say Stalin would've been a Hufflepuff

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

explosion german-mud-wizard

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

macron Ah, the life of a frog, that's the life for me.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

Wizard college only teaches the human to frog transmutation not the frog to human unfortunately

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

bugs-no

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

Human to frog transformation is against the Frog Guild's rules and violates the Treaty of Dombes.

Your transgression will go on record.

[-] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs, and now I am a wizard.

[-] ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Hi wizard, im people on drugs

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

You were supposed to drink their blood?

I must've misread something in the manual...

Oh. Wrong book.

[-] un_mask_me@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Bat!

[-] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Council of the Wise is a counterrevolutionary laughingstock, and their revisionist spellbooks will rightly rot in the Caverns of Qom. On the other hand, we, the Wise Council, are militant vegans and refuse to transmogrify animals without their explicit consent.

This is not in reference to the post (I can't read frog), just putting the information out there.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 1 points 2 months ago

Okay vegan wizards who refuse to turn people in to animals is an idea with some legs and I'm going to ponder how you could work that in to a story. Cause like it could be a joke, but it could legit be an ethics of magic thing too. Like after you've turned someone in to a frog for crimes, they're not a frog and cannot understand complex ideas like mortgage default swaps. So is the punishment appropriate? Or are you just tormenting a frog? And if you turn the frog back in to a person, does the frog really deserve to be saddled with paying rent and Lin-Manuel Miranda musicals?