this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2024
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[–] buh@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

"Hrrrrnnggh... JD! I'm trying to win the election, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting Sleepy Joe!"

[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is the expression of someone who either realized they went a bit off script or is humping the podium hard enough to disconnect the microphones.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Biden done bam bam in nappy

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Youre chilling at the bar and he gives you this look, wyd?

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Grab a bucket and a mop for this wet ass POTUS

[–] AmarkuntheGatherer@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 8 months ago

Call an ambulance

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

If there ever was a fitting description of US politics, it certainly would be "no climax, no point, no meaning"

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not the Democratic Party, not the Republican Party but the [redacted] Party. IYKYK

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 11 points 8 months ago

spoiler🍋

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Fujoshi in shambles rn

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

He does have a big dumpy.

[–] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

volcel police is gonna commit a coup

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

thicc-trump Lemon Party 🍋 🥳 biden-troll

[–] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

ranmao Oh no! Happosai Biden is at it again!

[–] operacion_ogro@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Throw in a lemon and we'll have ourselves a real party

[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago
[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago
[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] StalinStan@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Can't be yaoi hands too small