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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Rom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Our plan of influencing the election by repeatedly pointing out the Democrats' support of genocide worked, fellow tankies! Trump was elected, which was obviously what we all wanted all along.

What are you going to spend your rubles on?

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 80 points 1 month ago

The election losses will continue until our demands are met, beginning with replacing every Christian church with a free estrogen depository

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

antelope-popcorn i wont stop until we can make estrogenized popcorn

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago
[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

Air China tickets can only be redeemed with XiBux, dumbass

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Damnit, I should have asked for BRICS-BUX

[-] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

fly Aeroflot to Vladivostok and then take a train to Beijing or a ferry to Qingdao

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 month ago

Aeroflot has flights to China though

[-] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It would unironically be an incredibly positive thing if "the far-left" could actually swing an election, specifically from the dems to the reps.

It would at least mean that it existed politically in someway. But it's not the case

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

We exist in a sort of quantum-political state where we can either be observed or discussed/blamed.
Either we can observe the size of our politically organized constituency, which is miniscule, or we can discuss how we have to vote for a candidate for it to win - we are massive.

[-] Gorb@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

My paycheck hasn't arrived yet what department do I need to contact?

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

You have to contact BRICS now. The Kremlin doesn't pay direct due to sanctions

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fun fact: The lady in charge of the BRICS bank, former Brazilian president Dilma Rouseff, was a guerilla fighter during the dictatorship (the one the US funded). She was arrested for 3 years and tortured for 22 days straight, but didn't give them shit. Braver than literally all the troops

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

Sorry, I spent it on a few of those weighted stuffed animals. The computer room here at Langley makes me anxious so I asked for more funding.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

Email Irina in accounting, she'll get you sorted out.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry I didn't Pokemon Go to the polls, it's my fault

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Oh no. I got the wrong instructions and Barbie'd to the polls instead ๐Ÿ™ƒ

[-] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm going to buy an autographed portrait of Dick Cheney for my wall.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Welcome to the #resistance

[-] Jabril@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

Lmao if only this were true. If only one of the dozens of liberals I spent hours explaining why Kamala was not getting my vote to actually changed their position because of it.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just wish the battle was over comrade, I'm so tired of pretending to be an American. But our work is never over. now we must switch tactics by ~~exposing Democrat's fascist collision~~ continuing to undermine the liberal's faith for the love of xiputin and our god-king trump

[-] huf@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

it was actually us foreigners y'know. if we'd been allowed to vote... well, i mean, not specifically us hungarians, cos we would've elected trump with 60+%. but y'know, the right foreigners.. really, this democracy thing was not thought through properly i feel.

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of Roman citizens vs non-citizens division.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah we did it! So better lean left next election if you wanna get elected! We are super influential!

[-] SummerIsTooWarm@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago
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