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I admit it. I was so horny that I helped Trump get reelected because I wanted to hear him talk about all the beautiful men he's seen. I just want to be able to turn on CNN and hear the President talk about how hot all the guys are.
His neckpussy really gets me going
Trump to his therapist: "I don't get it doc, it's like I'm PISSED OFF at myself cuz I can't stop thinking about GUYS!"
Very relatable tbh
what can i say, he's got that dumper 
Sorry it's not my fault you all find me irresistible
Hexbear probably cost Harris dozens of votes
I kept my Volcel Pledge.
I voted Biden.
Did you?
Excuse me, Hexbear is now Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House from now on.
It's true. I voted for Trump about 100 times
Donald Trump cum tribute .mp4
closing my eyes and aiming at the comm list
I'm sorry! I gave in and had sex with so many femboys on election night and they missed the polls! I personally swung at least 2 states to Trump.
take me to 
Carnal desires? No thank you. I'll stick to carnival desires. I want to throw a baseball at stacked beer bottles
carnal desire is when i want burger, isnt it?
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2024
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