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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

the day shrekland is banned is the day i die

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

/c/moredonkeyshrekland

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] Eco@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

instead of banning people for low level offenses, we should temporarily banish them to shrekland, and shrekland should have a hardline rule requiring all posts to praise shrek and shrek accessories

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can I submit my fan art of donkey and dragon getting it on?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

shrek is love, so yes

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Fan art? You should submit fart art. It's the only medium that truly respects Shrekposting science.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I probably shouldn't say this because it sounds kind of crazy, but behind God, family, and country, the thing I love most is Shrek and Shrek paraphernalia.

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

If Shrekland has million fans, then I'm one of them. If Shrekland has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Shrekland has no fans, that means I'm dead.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm voting for both delete shrekland and create shrekland2 because I believe in P R O G R E S S

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

monke-beepboop kermit-pain im a centrist

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Clearly a /c/Duloc wrecker

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Shrekland is the only good part of this site

[–] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

HOW DARE YOU shrek-blob

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

My vote is for Hillary Clinton #itsherturn