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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

the day shrekland is banned is the day i die

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
[–] Eco@hexbear.net 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] heggs_bayer@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

/c/moredonkeyshrekland

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

instead of banning people for low level offenses, we should temporarily banish them to shrekland, and shrekland should have a hardline rule requiring all posts to praise shrek and shrek accessories

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Can I submit my fan art of donkey and dragon getting it on?

[–] buh@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

shrek is love, so yes

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Fan art? You should submit fart art. It's the only medium that truly respects Shrekposting science.

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

I probably shouldn't say this because it sounds kind of crazy, but behind God, family, and country, the thing I love most is Shrek and Shrek paraphernalia.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

No it's funny

[–] RangeFourHarry@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 months ago

Check yourself before you shrek yourself

[–] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago
[–] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

If Shrekland has million fans, then I'm one of them. If Shrekland has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Shrekland has no fans, that means I'm dead.

[–] Eco@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 12 points 5 months ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm voting for both delete shrekland and create shrekland2 because I believe in P R O G R E S S

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

You dare stand against Shrekland?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago

monke-beepboop kermit-pain im a centrist

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Clearly a /c/Duloc wrecker

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Shrekland is the only good part of this site

[–] blight@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

HOW DARE YOU shrek-blob

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

My vote is for Hillary Clinton #itsherturn