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[-] GreyYeti@lemmy.world 135 points 2 months ago

Fun fact, the US gov already has a government efficiency division and it’s called the Government Accountability Office. But I do enjoy the irony of Trump’s government having two efficiency departments.

[-] Grogon@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"TWO EFFICIENCY DEPARTMENTS ARE MORE EFFICIENT THAN ONLY ONE EFFIECIENCY DEPARTMENT."

  • Every MAGA Trumper lol
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can escape your dash so it doesn't become a bullet.

- like so

\- you need only add a backslash beforehand.
Same for *other* formatting.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

An efficiency department that apparently needs two leaders, as well. Sounds...inefficient.

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Don't forget: Math is science too!

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 months ago

Well that one has "accountability" in the name and Trump hates that word.

[-] thetwaddler@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Also I love that the efficiency department has two leaders. Can't get more efficient than that

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 8 points 2 months ago

In NZ, David Seymour at least axed the old Productivity Commission (which his own ACT party founded) to create his new Ministry for Regulation.

Apparently they didn't like the answers they got out of the previous version.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Perhaps they kept asking questions that ~~the~~ irritated the PM.

[-] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 months ago

Apparently they kept saying things like 'long-term investment is important and private companies are bad at that', 'worker productivity is harmed by poor health and education', 'strong urban planning is necessary'.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

That all sounds like it'd negatively affect my market capitalisation indexed quarterly bonus.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Ah, so the Department of Redundancy Department...

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 83 points 2 months ago

The acronym of the new department - DOGE - coincides with the name of the cryptocurrency Dogecoin that Musk promotes.

Oh my fucking god

[-] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

I cringed so hard that I involuntarily did a kegel

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 months ago

this was musk's play all along, his 'quid' to the 'pro quo' of spending a couple hundred million of his money to put that shitstain back into power.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I wonder how long he's had this name in his head.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

The securities fraud is blatant.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

This mother fucker.

[-] Grogon@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I can't say 100% of america but 50% of america is actually watching and supporting a 2.0 version of my country 90 years ago.

This is CRAZY. in 100 years no one can say they didn't know. They were just stupid.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago
[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago

That's Pennsylvania.

Yep, I’m an American, and also a history enthusiast with a particular interest in the 20th century, and I’m straight up losing my mind watching this happen dude

[-] CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Who is going to head up the Ministry of Truth, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Peace, and the Ministry of Plenty?

[-] joker125@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

We've always been at war with East Asia.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I thought it was Eurasia? Lol

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Puppy Murderer South Dakota bitch is gonna head the Ministry of Internal Peace (Homeland Security).

[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, she's already been tapped to be UN ambassador.

I guess the UN delegates need a laugh too.

EDIT: aw, fuck, that was Stefanik. Well, different joke, same punchline I guess.

[-] dhork@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Well, no. Stefanik is awful, but not puppy-killing awful.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 months ago

Looks like the bribes paid off, musky!

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Oh, Elon will get bored and ignore it once the ketamine wears off the first time.

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Nah, Mush is driven by his need to be one of the "Cool kids". He'll know he's a loser and will spend billions to be excepted by the people he idolizes.

[-] jaxxed@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

| excepted

Pun or typo?. We'll never know.

[-] lennybird@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

When a trust fund child with more money than he knows what to do with thinks he's a genius lol.

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

LOL, which one?

[-] juergen 9 points 2 months ago

*checks*

Nope - not Onion.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I can't wait until this catastrophic head injury stops making shit up and kills me already. That's what's going on, right?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

If I'm your dream you have a lot of explaining to do, ya fucking sadist.

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

He cut Twitter to 20%. He's a Pro! /s

[-] politicalincorruption@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Is it a sub division of the Department of Government Redundancy Department?

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

DoGE? Really?

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago
[-] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 2 points 2 months ago

the end of all things, folks

[-] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

As proven from that "your meme game is strong" clip Mush is immune to any sort of self reflection.
I suppose that's fortunate. If anyone else were appointed by Trump to a government position named after a meme cryptocurrency the amount cringe generated could sterilize a continent.

[-] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Fuck this. Let it burn along with the people who wanted this.

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The toddlers are going to be running the day care. Buckle up.

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