Please let that be the official seal. Shitty AI-generated le heckin doge meme reddit libertarian shit headed by Apartheid Tony Stark, please God, make it all as cringe and soy and embarrassing as possible, just fuck it all
this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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I endorse this. I didn't used to be an accelerationist but at this point I'm like DOOOOOO IIIIITTTTT
bring it down with your total idiocy corruption and incompetence. Do it for the memes and lulz
[Israelis dancing on vans looking at the towers have entered the chat]
Is there a vid of this i cant find
He can't shell out for a fucking graphic designer? The misshapen letters give away this is AI
No kidding. He's one of the richest men on Earth. He could hire a top-rate graphic designer for the equivalent of pocket change.
It is a harbinger for what government workers are going to be replaced by.
That's a good point actually. I just assumed this would just be a standard grift where he destroys government departments and pockets the money, but he might honestly think that his shitty chatbot can actually replace the US government.
Graphic design is his passion.
Shitty model used the wrong dog.
Not even a shiba inu, 0/10, report to the pit
Of all the times for UlyssesT to leave 
Well, remember what happened last time...I suspect he's developed his next plan.
Free da homie. I need that unfiltered rage that only saiyans understand 
So I know we're pretty much all on the same page here and that it's very much an always-has-been kind of thing 
, but news about Musk basically becoming Trump's eminence grise has me constantly wanting to fedpost / say things that will immediately get me arrested.
There is nothing we could do to musk that would make him as miserable as allowing him to continue to follow his instincts.
Hopefully he does to america what he did to Twitter.
Elon is the most deeply unserious person in the history of deeply unserious people.
Okay so there's this tabletop RPG called 'shadowrun' its got all the typical cyberpunk shit, but also wizards and dragons and you can play an ex marine half-troll computer hacker with a robot arm and a teleport spell and a business suit that gives them a bonus to linkedin. Total kitchen sink shit, campy as hell but it works sometimes.
And a campaign, one of the later notoriously tedious 'I need to hit up another game shop for more dice' editions of shadowrun.
And there's this guy called Kurt Vonnegut who's been hit on the head really bad. Like, blood everywhere, he can't keep his balance, keeps throwing up.
He's GMing that shadowrun campaign.
This seems irrelevant, and like I'm going somewhere with this, but look outside; we're already here!
Side note please dm me what I need to buy to get started in this
buy
The quality took a nosedive at the tail end of 4th edition due to a wide reaching embezzlement fraud scheme by the license holders. Steal it with a clear conscience.
Actually, I'm starting a group of something at some point. You want in if I can find a couple good matches?
More likely to be something rules light than shadowrun, but an enchanted business suit that gives your elf hacker a bonus to their posting skill is... I almost played exactly that character. I'm totally down to run that nonsense.
Thank you for the invite thats very awesome. Um wondering about time zone and time though. Got a D&D campaign ATM but this new type of fun sounds rad
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It feels like a cruel cosmic punchline that my life is ruined just because some nepo baby wants to troll people for no reason.
I fucking hate it here
I fucking hate it here so far dot homer gif or something I dunno
I give it about six weeks tops from Trump getting back in office to him getting rid of this turd lol
Yeah but unlike the mooch the musk got the moolah so
It is now a moral duty to bully Tesla owners whenever you seem them. It was like that before too but now you can give them a wedgie
MFW I have to accept the fact the redditors won. We're unironically getting ancapistan because "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOGE IS FUCKING HILARIOUS GUYS!"
Can't wait until the next WMD we make is called an "epic troll", and will be tested in minority populations and if anyone complains the whole government will say "U MAD BRO!?"
na dog, itll be bomby mcbombface.
Don’t suppose we can rename Medicare DONG (Dental, Ocular. Neurological, General) and have “expand dong” be a political talking point?
If we’re going to use dead memes, at least use a dead meme I still like.
The dog looks like if you described Tails the Fox to someone who had never heard of Sonic the Hedgehog before
Sir that's a corgi.
UlyssesT must be vibrating in agitation.
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
He never sleeps. He says that he will never die.
Someone should suggest they all wear their "official" titles around their neck like Flava Flav. To give everyone intimidation of the gravitas and authority they possess.
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I don't know what y'all are going on about. This is gonna be a fantastic trainwreck to watch, and even be involved in. 
Th-th-th-th-th-that’s aaaaaall, folks!
Yup, that confirms it. We live in the cringe timeline.
eww wtf 
🤡
Rember when Elon fired like 2/3rds of the Twitter stage and then it's value dropped by 2/3rds
Well now we're gonna do the exact same strategy but for a country.
You think the chuds who are celbrating owning the libs realize the farthest left anti American accelerationists imagineable are jumping for joy and pumping their fist about the fact they're about to stop America from being a global superpower?
let that sink in
all doges go to hell
This will make it difficult to sue Elon for killing people with Teslas