Go on, Mr. 
, build the iron man suit IRL, and get into it. And then burst into flames because the engineering was just as sloppy as that of your cars.
Famous billionare found blown to a pulp inside what seems to be an iron man suit, more details on the 7 p.m. news
Might as well go all the way and implant a giant magnet into his chest so he can keep a metal sliver from entering his heart
So many problems ~~could be~~ get solved by billionaires riding around in their dumbass contraptions
UlyssesT, please, please do what you did to Kissinger
We can summon him with his favorite emojis
in distant generations UlyssesT will only be seen as a powerful, vengeful spirit that rides through the sky on his spectral mount, the Drej Queen
his legacy: killing the ancient war god Kissinger, and always trying to slay the numberless demons called "bazingas",
in the end times will be the eternal battle against The Elon
too busy taking care of dennis prager
somebody please put this man into the bottom of the ocean
liquified and poured down the Kola deep borehole
I'm not too picky, sounds good
This was made by a man in his 50s
Its me. Im the WOKER 
I think I gave myself a dare. It was the height of the Cold War. The readers, the young readers, if there was one thing they hated, it was war, it was the military. So I got a hero who represented that to the hundredth degree. He was a weapons manufacturer, he was providing weapons for the Army, he was rich, he was an industrialist. I thought it would be fun to take the kind of character that nobody would like, none of our readers would like, and shove him down their throats and make them like him ... And he became very popular.
—Stan Lee
wow.. gross
How can you be so addicted to twitter and not learn to post
At least Trump is actually funny
MFW we are getting out-maneuvered by a manchild that wins imaginary arguments he has in his head on a forum.
~~manchild~~ on again, off again richest person on the planet
EDIT: manchild still applies... an annoyingly wealthy one
He's talking to himself again.
The cringiest man to have ever existed
You suck dude for real.
Please die.
Capitalism is a good system that does good things like allowing this petty petulant dipshit have more money than god
My life is worse for seeing this.
And yet you showed it to me 
Wish the ufc fighters at least oblique kicked this dude’s nuts after eating donald’s ass but nah
Ahhhhh, it's perfect, so many layers of irony that obviously isn't irony :3 
i think if you put a stethoscope on his skull it would make a clicking noise like a dying hard drive
Now woker is a dead meme
reddit fascism
boomer emoji
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