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[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 97 points 10 months ago
[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago

Accidentaldischargia

[-] Roundcat@kbin.cafe 79 points 10 months ago

Redneck here. Lemme check.

"HEY PAUL! INNERNET WANNA KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YER FROM!"

[-] Scheme@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

INNERNET?! IT’S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Looks like about a 46 gauge Ned.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That would be really small. The higher the gauge number, the smaller it is.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Yes absolutely true, I'm just quoting the episode on question. I think it's a joke that Ned says that and then pulls out the rocket launcher and blasts the deer.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Oh, well then excuse me for not catching the reference.

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 42 points 10 months ago

Dude so big he need a 9mm to get his insulin in.

[-] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago
[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Y’all-Qaeda

[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 2 points 10 months ago

This one’s my favorite.

[-] FReddit@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Redneckistan.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

It's the final boss of reddit.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago

Hol' up hol' up. You're not that special (sigh)

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

[-] LuckyBoy@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That little vase with plastic flowers really ties ups the room together.

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago
[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

He just tryin to get that last pesky one out the chamber

[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Nah, it’s in there, you can see the indentations where the floor plate meets the grip. Floor plate looks like a Taurus but idk what they made with the browning muzzle profile.

[-] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

That's actually the only positive I see: Gun safety

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago

I'm not a gun person, but I'm pretty sure still keep your finger off the trigger, both for good habit, and the possibility of a round in the chamber.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

I don't know exactly how many people have removed the magazine but forgotten to clear the chamber and shot someone else or themselves, but I know it's a fuckload.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Texas. They've always wanted to be a country!

[-] preciouspupp@sopuli.xyz 15 points 10 months ago

Until the Mexicans kicked their asses LOL.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Lol, it's not my fight. I live in Oklahoma.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 10 months ago

Reminder that Texas fought that war on account of slavery too.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Every Russian man has had sex with Putin atleast once so, he's not Russian.

[-] mihor@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[-] StThicket@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

I don't think you can call it sex when it's forced entry.

[-] twei@feddit.de 13 points 10 months ago

alternate universe kim dotcom

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Diabetes ist nicht gut

[-] Hank@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago
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[-] ErevanDB@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago
[-] Decimit@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

I think he’s from DipShitIstan.

[-] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago
[-] negativenull@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago
[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

Not Inceland?

[-] brcl@artemis.camp 5 points 10 months ago
[-] tintory@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Don’t insult God like that! h He have standards

[-] gamey@feddit.rocks 5 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 10 months ago

Oh he has standards.

No one over 14.

[-] gamey@feddit.rocks 3 points 10 months ago

Well, the Pastor definitely won't touch him!

[-] midori@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna hazard a guess that they're from northern Wisconsin.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Is the deer wearing camo because the deer is hunting men?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

The actual most dangerous game!

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

If I had to go into mortal combat with this guy or a toddler, I'd feel safer picking this guy.

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