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Soup help needed
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watch out for dragons. https://youtu.be/Slzv5IJiXaw
someone get Henry Zebrowski on the phone STAT
Looks like it's time for Soup Containment Procedures!
SCP-50091 is boyardee class anomaly located in [data expunged]. The object is a 300cm hole in the ground of [data expunged] and contains a seeming endless amount of [redacted] soup.
Obviously one of the soup delivery tubes burst. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ozrbre/my_25f_boyfriend_25m_keeps_asking_me_to_invest_in/?rdt=51531
So many questions:
- Is the soup hot or cold, in the hole?
- What type of soup is it?
- Is it gluten free?
- Is it vegetarian or vegan?
- Did they even taste the soup to know that it is, in fact, soup?
It is the lack of these type of details that make me suspect that this is not real.
For 3$ you can find out
If there's a hole, there's soup in it. That's just based on Clangers rules.
Only $3 to satisfy your curiosity!
shit, the number's right there. could ask.
The vegan soup comes from a free range hole
Tastier than lab grown hole.
False, the lab grown hole is precision engineered for peak flavor and freshness, with only a slight chance of giving you the ultracancer
Ah yes the soup hole, a good friend of any STALKERS who are brave enough to traverse into Pripyat for it. Though it is a rather delicious source of food though rather hard to describe. Also according to some more... experienced STALKERS namely those associated with Freedom it tastes rather close to Controller blood which is rather disconcerting. Sidorovich will pay handsomely for you not telling the Rookies this fact, he is making quite the killing selling them the soup.
I wonder if it changes daily so on Friday it's your choice of clam chowder or potato.
There's a sequence in West of Loathing about a mine full of soup. It's funny.
Is this viral marketing for a remake of 'the stuff'
This looks to be the work of Alan Wagner, an absurdist/surrealist artist. I've never seen this exact piece before, but this is his style.
He mainly operates on San Fran, and this is a Connecticut area code. I suspect a copycat.
If there was ever a movie remake I would totally look forward to watching, that would be it.
Assuming it wasn't a "serious" remake.
If it was serious it wouldn't really be 'the stuff'
I know, but you know how these remakes can be.
"Ladel"
Its a big spoon designed for serving soup.
But that’s not important right now!
Ladle
this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2024
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