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submitted 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) by borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml to c/askchapo@hexbear.net

Mark my words, in 100 years we'll look back at urinals like we look back at communal toilets in Rome where you shared a shit covered sponge to wash your ass. Why use a urinal when you can just use the toilet? Do you like having other people's pee splatter all over you? It's a barbaric practice. I will make sure urinals are abolished once i am made the general secretary of the central committee of the communist party of the fucking world republic

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[-] Cutecity@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Gender is a ploy by Big Toilet to sell more restrooms

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 12 points 13 hours ago

This is quite the post to say you're bad at pissing

[-] xXShadowXx@hexbear.net 31 points 16 hours ago

we'll look back at urinals like we look back at communal toilets in Rome.... It's a barbaric practice.

Which is it Roman or barbaric? Make up your mind!

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 13 points 14 hours ago

Do you like having other people's pee splatter all over you?

Have you considered not pissing like some weird feral animal?

the only splatter is on the floor and im befuddled how people manage that shit

Also if it's toilet only, the dipshits pissing all over the floor will piss all over the seats

[-] aaro@hexbear.net 23 points 15 hours ago

I'm a trans girl and I like urinals because I'm relatively intimidating and can put on a mean face and they give me a method of making cis men uncomfortable

don't take this from me angery

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 22 points 15 hours ago

abolish urinals and reduce bathroom throughput by 70%, drunk men waiting for toilets will show you barbaritie

[-] macabrett@lemmy.ml 33 points 17 hours ago

urinals use a lot less water which is a very good thing and also your pee shouldn't be splashing on you when you use a urinal

hope this helps

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 14 points 17 hours ago

and also your pee shouldn't be splashing on you when you use a urinal

urinals should not reach the floor

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 15 points 15 hours ago
[-] poopedmypants@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

So instead of peeing directly at the wall, pee at an angle?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

Utilize the Pythagorean theorem to calculate the perfect angle of attack

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago

If you think that's barbaric you haven't used a baseball game piss trough.

[-] cream_provider@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago

We should replace all the urinals with showers.

[-] poopedmypants@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

I always sit down to pee at home. But when using toilet facilities elsewhere, I do a handstand.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 27 points 18 hours ago

People need to pee way more than poop, most people using a public restroom just need to piss. This is especially true at public places that involve drinking (bars, concerts, sporting events). So having a thing you can just walk up to and piss in is more efficient than having people have to get in and out of a stall. Also poopers don't have to compete with pissers for toilet space.

Plus their easier to clean, especially when you're dealing with people who have bad aim, which also connects back to the alcohol thing.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 1 points 20 minutes ago

People need to pee way more than poop,

Speak for yourself, Man Freak Beast!

[-] xXShadowXx@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago

downbear

urinals are great

[-] shreddingitlater@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago

Absolutely can not pee in a urinal if other people are around, bladder's too shy even with good dividers. Doesn't matter if I sit there with my dick out for 5 straight minutes trying to will my filled to bursting bladder to release, it ain't gonna work

[-] cream_provider@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

Have you tried doing math problems? Multiplying 24x9 is just difficult enough that it breaks my focus on everything else going on around me and relaxes the mechanisms down there.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 5 points 14 hours ago

Now imagine you're working at a Kohl's AND THERE'S NO DIVIDERS BETWEEN URINALS

[-] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 35 points 19 hours ago

Do you like having other people's pee splatter all over you?

I do, and I'm tired of pretending I don't

[-] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago

volcel-police VOLCEL POLICE! "Yeah officer, that guy, the wet clown."

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 16 hours ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 12 points 16 hours ago

takes up less space than a stall and therefore lets more people piss in a bathroom at the same time

Death to America

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

Do you like having other people's pee splatter all over you?

"If I didn't wanna get peed on, I'd just move out the way!"

— Riley Freeman

Sent from Mdewakanton Dakota lands / Sept. 29 1837Treaty with the Sioux of September 29th, 1837

"We Will Talk of Nothing Else": Dakota Interpretations of the Treaty of 1837

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 47 points 21 hours ago

Yeah I mean the sinks are like right there.

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 25 points 19 hours ago

It is a lot more efficient in terms of size, time and water usage. Have you ever been at a public event and wished that the line was twice as long?

[-] digdilem@lemmy.ml 40 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Serious answer:

  • They use a shit ton less water.
  • Vandal-proof urinals are a lot cheaper than vandal-proof toilets.
  • They use less space.
  • Men are a lot quicker in and out than when using toilets. They don't dally or sit scrolling on their phones, blocking others.
  • Less chance of drug use.
  • When smoking was still popular, playing "scoot the cigarette butt" was a decent multi-player game.

If anyone is interested, there's a lot of, ahem, "time and motion" studies on public conveniences out there.

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 14 points 19 hours ago

If anyone is interested, there's a lot of, ahem, "time and motion" studies on public conveniences out there.

Taylorism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 34 points 21 hours ago

I’ve never had another person’s pee splatter on me at a urinal.

Urinals are not any less sanitary than toilets. If anything, they are more sanitary because contactless.

Furthermore, they are optional. Many people do not feel ashamed to be seen peeing and have no hangups when it comes to using a urinal. I grew up playing outside with friends and often being far from a bathroom, and it wasn’t unusual to go find a tree in the woods to pee instead of finding a toilet.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 15 points 19 hours ago

to be fair, pissing on bushes or trees is MUCH nicer than using an urinal. you're in nature, there's green stuff to look at, there's fresh air. it's nice.

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 10 points 17 hours ago

I will not hear this anti-urinal slander! When properly implemented with dividers they're fast, efficient, touchless, and sanitary.

Those massive pee troughs are disgusting though.

[-] hollowmines@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Counterpoint: comes with a free cake!

[-] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 19 points 20 hours ago

The best argument in favor of urinals is that you can fit more in the same space, but I have sympathy for folks that don't like using them.

When I was a teen I hated using urinals. In most places they're optional, but in a busy public bathroom situation there's a social pressure to use them because otherwise you're standing in a public bathroom waiting while there is open urinal stalls.

Fenway Park used to have these horrible open trough urinals that were like a 12 foot wide urinal with no dividers and had a line most of the time. When the smallest hole opened people behind you would want you to be hip to hip with other people pissing. Fuck that.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago

Fenway Park used to have these horrible open trough urinals that were like a 12 foot wide urinal with no dividers and had a line most of the time. When the smallest hole opened people behind you would want you to be hip to hip with other people pissing.

The Renn Faire has these too. Imagine this but with a guy in a jester costume.

[-] xXShadowXx@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

The best argument in favor of urinals is that you can fit more in the same space

This but for toilets:

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[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 26 points 21 hours ago

I have a long screed that I’ve repeated many times to friends about why I love that urinals still exist, but I’m too depressed to write it atm. Maybe I’ll come back to this in the morning

[-] blunder@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago

meow-hug whenever you're ready to give a diatribe about piss I'll be happy to read it

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 10 points 17 hours ago

Is this the music thread again? Comment, coward

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 11 points 18 hours ago

When youbpee in a urinal you don't risk splashing like you do in a toilet, plus you don't have to touch anything like the toilet stall door

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

why use a urinal when you can just go in the gutter outside?

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