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Dibs on unironic Posadism.

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Let's get some Georgists and Monarchists in the thread.

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 49 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I would gladly argue for a system of governance based around swords handed out by watery tarts

[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (7 children)

We love our beautiful emojis don't we folks?

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[–] Egon@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah I'm an anarcho-monarchist

[–] PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

lmao yeah that's what I was thinking of actually

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Corvid supremacist. I think crows and ravens should rule the world and I dedicate my life to trying to enable mass corvid to human communication

[–] Finger@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

no more half measures walter

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am interested in joining your sect

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[–] forcequit@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're all liberals here what do you mean

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nice try, quit gaslighting everyone and learn to love the bomb nuke

[–] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (6 children)

No, I insist that we ban Georgism from this bit. There are enough real Georgists floating around Lemmy that I don't want to give them the satisfaction that their bullshit "one weird trick" is even a real ideology like Posadism or Fourierism.

[–] McCainRBGcreampie@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Georgism is like if you sent a guy from 1890 who had vaguely heard of socialism back in time to 1790, and he got drunk and tried to articulate the idea to someone without outing himself as a time traveler, and someone overheard that conversation and decided to form a program.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

i do not believe there are enough georgists to make a basketball team

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[–] raven@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

I just ask them what they think communism is and then I say "you're absolutely right" and defend whatever they said.

Have you considered that the old people pushing the trains might be happy?

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Lmao this might be my favorite.

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[–] Flaps@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I subscribe to tankieism. It's all about tanks. I support any state that currently has the most tanks.

[–] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

I'm a PragerUnionist with Chinese characteristics

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Killing people who wear glasses is communism, and the more people who wear glasses you kill, the more communist it is.

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[–] Venus@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The Romans were closest to the truth. We are the real gods--we who reside on Mount Olympus. Hexbear is only a collection of covert cults dedicated to us. If it looks like communism is the dominant ideology here, that is only because communism is objectively, divinely correct.

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

you know what czechia really needs? the habsburgs back. i wanna give full control of everything over to this guy and his 26 year old race car driving son

honestly find it hilarious that theyre deeply steeped into race car driving at this point and his daughter married some random race car driver. monarchists are rolling in their graves

[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Talk about over compensating for the stereotype of the Hapsburg chin.

[–] LightDelaBlue@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

its literaly what they say on on lemmyworld. they think we are libs in disgise.

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[–] Commiejones@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or we could all just lean into Posadist accelerationism really hard for a few days?

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[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When OP beats you to the joke sicko-wistful

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

The beatings shall continue until morale improves

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I followed the monarchism subreddit for a while, I can cover that one. Basically you just pretend that revolution is the proper response to a bad monarch, but then you cry over the Romanovs. Also jerk off to the worst moustaches of all time.

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[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago

I'm marxist-leninist-constitutionalist with originalist tendencies, all the amendments are revisionism

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

Post-Structural Hauntological Bordigism

don't ask me what any of those words mean

[–] NoGodsNoMasters@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I actually believe in 21st century Neo-Tondrakianism. The revolution will be Christian and it will happen in Armenia and anyone who says otherwise is a reactionary

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[–] Florn@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I once argued with a Georgist on here, I wonder if they're still around

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Maybe they saw the light and joined us in the one true leftist tendency posadist-nuke

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It might've been me, I was into it at one point years ago. I stopped when I realized that you'll get shot at just as hard if you actually try to fight over just natural resources as if you fight over everything. And also that it has zero theory of how to get policy implemented short of asking nicely.

[–] pooh@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

I’m a Dukakisist tankie

[–] PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You see Estonian nationalist friend the hammer and sickle is SOMETIMES a symbol of good not eeevil we're not like those BAD hammer and sickle waving TANKIES we only support REAL socialist projects

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[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I call anprim

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago

Isn't this what posadism was created for?

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