AKSHUALLY, LaForge doesn't view through the visor with his eyes, he has special implants that connect directly to his nervous system. It was these implants that allowed the Romulans to subvert him. Because Wesley does not have these implants, *nerd snort* this meme is factually incorrect and makes no sense
Your mom is factually incorrect and makes no sense.
So's your face makes no sense!
No wait...
So's your face!
It feeds into those red dots on the sides of his head, right?
They're called temples
I don't think LaForge is religious
But he does worship Dr. Brahms.
Thank you so much for randomly saying this. I'm not a native English speaker, but listening to an audio book where that expression is sometimes used. I never knew what the fuck temple meant in that context.
I actually thought it might be a euphemism for genitals, virginity, sacrifice at temple or something like that.
I finally understand, I am finally free.
I love how Picard has a tattoo that says 'engage' down there.
Saw right through that beard too.
Wait, does that imply the beard's fake, since it didn't see through other hair?
lol context?
DS9 Season 3 Episode 9: Defiant
Because instead of just growing your beard out for a couple of days and trim it to be like Will Rikers, you plaster on some fake sideburns and hope nobody notices. Perfect strategy, I don't know how that would ever not work perfectly.
To be fair, no one did notice… until he successfully stole the Defiant, at which point it didn’t matter any more.
It could take a couple months to grow out a beard like that...but I thought they had a beam made hair grow or something.
No. Way. Do you think Eddington had this hairline by choice?
Poor detective work, Javert.
Actschually yes. Gene Roddenberry said that people in the future don't care about baldness the way we do. They have the option, it's probably just so inconsequential that people rarely do it.
Now for the very dark inference we can make here: Geordi had his visor on this setting while he was hanging out with Wesley.
And yet it still censors the naughty bits.
You have to tell the computer to disengage safety protocols.
Engage deez nuts
Ironically, his nuts have the tattoo for what he yells when someone rings his office door.
"Come in"? 😛
Just "come".
That's his mom right?
Blazin’ Bev
What, you assume because there are only two series regulars on the show who are women and only his mom is a redhead that this is... Yeah, you know what, that checks out
Does Guinan not count?
I don't think that's Guinan
Guinan is a recurring character, rather than a series regular.
It’s too late; I’ve already seen everything.
The episode where they actually show what Geordie sees through his visor now reminds me of what the world looks like through the pineal gland's 3rd eye in From Beyond.
"Joke's on you; I'm into that shit" -- Roddenberry, probably.
The original without censorship is better
You're a man now, Wesley.
Does he remain erect all the time?
That's why they call it the "captain's log"
Picard saying Engage every time hits different now
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