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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by OnlineBrainworms@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Come on, it has TOON in the name! thinking-about-it

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I live in PA and the closest I've come to Hawktoona is Harrisburg the capitol on a school trip. Fuck that place.

[-] OnlineBrainworms@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

You haven't been there cuz it's not real.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago
[-] x87_floatingpoint@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

amerikkka making fun of ukkk place names, meanwhile their own cities are named things like Poughkeepsie (I still refuse to believe that's a real place) and Altoona

(To be clear, I am in support of making fun all the anglo-burn place names)

[-] Deadend@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

All hawk tuna

[-] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Al Tuna was my gay porn name. I played a surly fisherman

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I remember Altoona PA being mentioned in Groundhog day.

After seeing "Altoona Pizza" I realized this was a false memory implanted by 5G hijacked by whatever rogue AI generated the pizza image.

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

Altona is a stinky suburb in Australia. Altoona must be the extra stinky version (the extra O stands for odour)

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

i'm so happy that even on the bear website someone recognises the pungency of smelltona

[-] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago

me? I'll have an altoona fish salad please

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Considering the abomination that is "altoona pizza" I have no doubt that altoona fish salad is swedish fish drenched in ranch.

[-] ferristriangle@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

They caught Luigi in toon town smh my head

[-] BeanBoy@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

This site acts like they care about trains and then don’t even recognize the home of the Curve

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

At first when they said Altoona I thought he was in Iowa because I know there's an Altoona Iowa. They have a casino and an amusement park which is more than you can say for most of Iowa.

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