It's okay when owls do drugs, don't worry about it.
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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It's performance art, they're actually a bored improv theatre kid from Bozeman, Montana who's coping with their multiple rejection letters from Juilliard by constructing elaborate online personas to stay in practice by rapidly improvising dialogue. You should see their spreadsheet on what personality traits those personas have for the dozens of forums where they're doing this. It's impressive how organized they are.
Dirt_Owl was a performance art piece put on by bored kid from Montana. Thank you for your cooperation.
Always happy to help the police, sir.
Nah their eyes are just all funny from living upside down all the time
You're thinking of bats. Different flappy thing.
so they're a bat owl?
A bowel
They're literally on top of a big pile of drugs at all times
Which drug?
The main one
I've seen videos at the last Illuminati meeting of Dirt_Owl sniffing dirt. It was disgusting.
I wasn't supposed to say anything but I figure no one will see it.
maybe it's an advanced hypnosis spell designed to get us to provide more doribos
And who likes doribos? STONERS. People "toking" the marijuana eat whole bags of the stuff.
Can confirm. I'm regularly so high that Voyager 2's transmissions as received by me are blue shifted. I have a commercial account with FritoLay. They make weekly deliveries of a pallet.
My god you might be on to something
:cereal2:
I think they hypnotized you, are you able to say anything negative about owls anymore?
Sure, I can say that owls are stβ
Owls smell like pβ!
Technically, ain't every body on some? You know, like caffeine
All praise to the Hypno_Owl!
They're on jenkim
Yes and it's a shame because DO is part of the local DARE program teaching kids the dangers of drugs meanwhile the owl is smoking dope.
DO talked at my son's school but they were tripping balls so hard that they took a girl's lunch money for beany-crunch doribos.
Ok, yeah, but have you considered drugs are cool and good? Dont be a square.
Yeah dirt_owl is my mkultra experiment