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I'm tired of these selfish and independent men out here. Guys that just want to focus on their career or their friends. Young lads today aren't being raised with the values that their fathers and grandfathers had. They're unwilling to put a lock on their genitals and let themselves be cucked.

Real men, before the days of the internet and international travel, would come come home every night to be leashed and massage their mistress's feet. They would lovingly do the chores while their goddess rested up and took care of herself. The wives of yesterday could be confident that her subman would have the kids fed, cleaned, and in bed, as she's going out to meet her bull.

Men of hexbear, grow the fuck up and lockup.

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[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 25 points 6 months ago
[–] Edie@hexbear.net 21 points 6 months ago

A white man has been here

How can you tell?

cuck

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

Are you the femdom? I guess if you keep trying and your hearts in it he'll eventually get pregnant

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

hillgasm Lock him up!

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago
[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

geordi-no relationships

geordi-yes bideo game

[–] ryepunk@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago
[–] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Okay, but I have to know how men wearing cages would raise birth rates. Semen retention?

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

disclaimer: this is not medical (or any other sort of) advice

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Spiritual ascension leading to virgin births

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Bit idea for sale, never imagined

volcel-judge

Chastity cages go both ways

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

I've been trying to get pregnant for years, but all my efforts go down the toilet

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I have ADHD okay? I get bored and squirrely when I'm tied up and I can't remember what I'm supposed to clean and what I'm supposed to lick so I keep showing up to sessions with a pumice stone and my mouth reeking of pinesol.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I don't know what happened. I was on track to have at least 6 kids and live in a trailer with a bangin hotty with a huge rack just out of high school. Then things went wrong, we broke up, had no kids, and I found myself never wanting to have any kids ever and here I am decades later still feeling the same way. I never found my way back to the holy path of American dreamium. What have I wrought?!

[–] CantaloupeAss@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago