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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 283 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Im not going to call it the Gulf of America. That's embarrassing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nobody is except those ring-tailed dingdongs called the Republicans.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And you. Since you posted with that exact name. Telling on yourself?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

No LOL I'm being sarcastic.

[–] fushuan@lemm.ee 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I would quote it or somehow explicitly indicate your sarcasm since it doesn't translate well over text. You can edit post titles.

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[–] Allonzee@lemmy.world 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'll call it the Gulf of Carl's Jr

Because that's where we're at.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

I just realized Trump probably thinks it's the Golf of Mexico

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[–] knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago

Freedom Fries

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

The fact we're going to spend money to print new fucking maps is infuriating.

[–] codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Seriously, did anyone check how much money Rand-McNally and Garmin donated to the "inauguration fund?"

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow I imagine schools that are just now replacing maps that show the USSR with these products of ego. Like we as a nation are hilariously bad with geography but we don't need to throw in curve balls to make us look dumber.

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[–] usernameusername@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm gonna call it the Gulf of Chile, because Chile is the best country of chile fuck yeah 🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🦅🦅

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 134 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] arin@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I was like where?

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 102 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (5 children)

Gulf of Mexico. Don't fucking legitimize it.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 93 points 2 weeks ago

I will not upvote any post that says gulf of America, regardless of being a joke. Fuck you.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 72 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gulf of America

No such place.

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[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Trump fixed global warming, you filthy libural

Nothing is ever good enough for y'all

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I know you're joking, but for those who get "gotcha-d" with similar comments:

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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 42 points 2 weeks ago

Don’t even entertain the name with a joke. That’s lending it legitimacy.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gulf of Mexico, you mean. The gulf of America is something that doesn't exist

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

The Gulf of America is the wealth gap between the poor and the ultra-rich.

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 21 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Instead of Canada, we're going to rename it Canamerica. Instead of Mexico, we're going to name it Mexigoingtoamerica.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Then we can take back the Canama Panal.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Guild of Mexico.

Flippancy or sarcasm, or not, continuing to use his language only empowers it.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

United States North of Mexico

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

Still think its weird he didn't start with changing new Mexico to something else but instead the gulf.

[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Gulf Of Disappeared Dinosaurs Area Meteorite Nuke

or short: GODDAMN

[–] canitendtherabbits@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Gulf o Murica. FTFY.

[–] Blaze@lemmy.cafe 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not sure if funny or depressing

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[–] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

Sooooooo back in 2008 when I lived in Houston, we got a solid inch of snow.. and the year before that when I was in California, it froze so bad the pipes burst…

I used to joke I brought the Midwest with me but it turns out it was just climate change :(

[–] protist@mander.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I know this is a joke, but snow along the Gulf Coast, while not common, is also not unprecedented in the dead of winter. It was actually more common a century ago

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It snowed in the Gulf of Meh-hico? [using the Spanish pronunciation because fuck trump][eye dialect]

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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Pretty sure they have more snow then parts of Canada right now

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm in Canada and I have only a tiny wisp of snow that is frozen to our very very cold ground.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm in Canada, it's been snowing for days and we have 2 feet.

[–] richard3030@lemmy.one 14 points 2 weeks ago

If you still have 2 feet, the frostbite isn't too bad yet.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Should be called the Gulf of Water

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody calls it that. Gulf of Mexico Florida man here. Republicans I know think that's dumb and no one plans to say that

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can we piss everybody off by calling it The Gulf of the Americas?

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago
[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

All this “””global warming””” bs is climate extremism! /s

It’s so bad that the temperature where I live (Edmonton, Alberta) barely gets below freezing during winter when it should be around -15 to -20C in December and January. Last winter, we barely had snows save a few snowstorms. Every summer, the city fills with smoke from yearly wildfires and it gets hard to breathe.

The climate was never like this in the last 10 years, yet people still say climate change isn’t human caused or doesn’t exist

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Nowhere is ideologically homogeneous. Stupidity is always a majority and the easiest to amplify.

The problems here are far more complex.

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