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[–] Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"Yeah I did two Tours to Afghanistan."

"No I'm not in the military, I work at Burger king"

"I still see the Friday Night as the fryer broke in my nightmares...."

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Sometimes, it's preferable to shoot someone than be on the line.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Not just BK either. Taco Bell, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and Wendy's all have contracts with the military, probably more.

Re: your username. Navy nuke?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do they do air drops? That would be kinda cool.

No clue. I was a Navy nuke. Not my department

Answer the following question Mr. Griffin: "Home of the _____?"

Peter: "H- Home of the Whopper...?"

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

They can't effectively fight us if they have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diarrhea

Hey, wake up and start the fryer, I think we landed.

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what the cost is per Whopper?

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

well including the humanitarian crisis discount and the urgency in need fee, about 20$

That’s cheap for the US military.

I was thinking $1000/ea would be a deal.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Sneak King?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I kind of expect a version with McDonald's and Trump saluting while crying tears of joy.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

We have sotilaskoti and for field stuff they sometimes brought out a sotku car. Women selling coffee, berliners, cigarettes, everything a growing young lad needs. It was bliss eating a berliner after a week in a damp and cold forest.

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

It makes me laugh when a certain type of veteran likes to act like they're some self sacrificing hero.

Like bro, you signed up and are being paid to murder brown kids and eat Burger King.

...and we're all out of Whoppers.

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