"Yeah I did two Tours to Afghanistan."
"No I'm not in the military, I work at Burger king"
"I still see the Friday Night as the fryer broke in my nightmares...."
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"Yeah I did two Tours to Afghanistan."
"No I'm not in the military, I work at Burger king"
"I still see the Friday Night as the fryer broke in my nightmares...."
Sometimes, it's preferable to shoot someone than be on the line.
Not just BK either. Taco Bell, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and Wendy's all have contracts with the military, probably more.
Re: your username. Navy nuke?
Do they do air drops? That would be kinda cool.
No clue. I was a Navy nuke. Not my department
Answer the following question Mr. Griffin: "Home of the _____?"
Peter: "H- Home of the Whopper...?"
They can't effectively fight us if they have high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diarrhea
Hey, wake up and start the fryer, I think we landed.
I wonder what the cost is per Whopper?
well including the humanitarian crisis discount and the urgency in need fee, about 20$
Thatβs cheap for the US military.
I was thinking $1000/ea would be a deal.
Sneak King?
I kind of expect a version with McDonald's and Trump saluting while crying tears of joy.
We have sotilaskoti and for field stuff they sometimes brought out a sotku car. Women selling coffee, berliners, cigarettes, everything a growing young lad needs. It was bliss eating a berliner after a week in a damp and cold forest.
It makes me laugh when a certain type of veteran likes to act like they're some self sacrificing hero.
Like bro, you signed up and are being paid to murder brown kids and eat Burger King.
...and we're all out of Whoppers.