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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 days ago
[–] Blackrook7@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's a polish coke spoon!

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Wait how does that work? Do the slots have some effect on the viscosity maybe?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Science cannot explain it. Just like how bees can fly or how the tides come in and out.

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 16 points 3 days ago

They actually figured out bees around the pandemic, busy time so it was easy to miss. They can fly because the beelieve they can, pretty much the same aerodynamic principle as Santa

[–] psud@aussie.zone 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bees flying and tides are both well understood now. Tides have been for hundreds of years.

I don't know enough aerodynamics to describe how bumblebees fly

Tides are caused by the sun's and moon's gravity attracting the Earth's land and water.

If you had just said tides, I would have presumed you were being sarcastic, but bumblebee flight wasn't explained until fairly recently (within the last 25 years or so)

[–] kryptonidas@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wb3AFMe2OQY

Its a quote by an idiot.

Tide goes in, tide goes out.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Liquids tend towards the deepest elevation on the fork, and if that's a slot, it falls through.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Ah, it's because you're in a gravity field.

[–] jawa21 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

OK. In some ways I hate to say it, but I feel compelled. I've been in the unfortunate circumstance of having to eat soup with a fork. It is very possible, but slow. You the the area behind the tines (those slots)? It is curved with a fair amount of surface area. This can act as a small unstable spoon with practice or desperate need.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Might I suggest, should such a terrible fate ever befall you again, that you just tip the soup directly into your fucking mouth? The fork may even be employed to scrap and scoop chucks in the soup towards your gapping maw. I believe you will find this method very functional.

And in a pinch, the fork can also be used as a makeshift implement for punishing those who try to make you eat soup with it.

Or to quote the one thing Jon Snow DOES know: stick em with the pointy end.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

At that point I'll just drink form the bowl.

[–] user224 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looking at the fork, they did pick up some cola.

UNLESS, that was a different liquid.

Yeah, that's Worcestershire sauce thinned with water.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

There is a special tool for this!

the spork

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the lip eviscerator 2000. Complete with razer sharp spikes on the top of your spoon.

[–] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Okay, but what about lemonade?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

Won't work. Something about the acidity or something.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

But what about spork

[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 7 points 3 days ago
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What was the one about the car, windows don't make the car go

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I FOUND IT

Text:
Tweet by pj evans:
Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows but can't move. So it's not the windows that make the car go, it's something else entirely
Reply by gelledegg:
this is what ancient philosophy is like
Reply by airyairyaucontraire:
Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's day.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think it's just because the house windows are usually rectangle windows and rectangle windows can't roll without like a lumpy road. If you just put the house on a lumpy road I think it would move

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Oh shoot you're right. I'm gonna try that real quick.
Edit: it didn't work

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service to science, but did you get the length of the base to match the rounded length of the bump, because if those two are mismatched, you're going to get a jamming effect rather than a rolling effect.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Oh! You go ahead. I'm shy.

[–] Rutty@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Okay you got me. This one is good. Upvote achieved

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This trick also works with milk.

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Thanks for testing /s