this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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Bloomers, loafs, flatbreads, rye breads, wheat breads, sourdough breads, yeast breads - all fermented breads are welcome! Vienesse pastries like croissants are also welcome because technically they're breads too.

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I'm thinking this should be marked NSFW...

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 149 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

That was my first thought too :)

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 53 points 3 months ago

Not safe for wheat

[–] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, that's breadwang!

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Time to rotate the board!

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 months ago

It's somehow both very yonic and very phallic

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago
[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

This is how you get a yeast infection

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ah the rare sight of bread being born

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Nature is amazing 🙏

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago
[–] legion02@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

That loaf scored just fine on its own.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

It's going to attach to your face, if you're not careful.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

This looks dirty for some reason.

[–] Dremz@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

More like breedy

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your bread looks like sex.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I bet it tastes like it, too! Yum yum.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Straight out of the "Alien" movie. Not safe for life !

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

It’s a boy!

[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 8 points 3 months ago

looks like that loaf is scoring all by itself

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

The next time I eat bread it's going to hit different knowing people like me are finally getting representation in the baking industry.

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Your bread has cancer, we're going to have to put it down

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

It's just happy to see you.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 months ago

Let me help, I have butter.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

pocket penussy bread

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

At least you know where to start eating it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

Mmm... Uncut bread... 🤤

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

!mildlyprivates@lemmy.world

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Delighted to find that people are still appreciating my fine work so many months later!

You should cross-post it!