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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] mearce@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 week ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] CanadaPlus 4 points 1 week ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] slartibartfast@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Gongin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Stomp the poo through the shower grates, unless this was rhetorical.

Typo

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] CanadaPlus 5 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the delightful moment when you hear about this one for the first time. Truly beautiful to witness.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure the Internet is joking about it.

Pretty sure.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm glad i got to be here when you learned about this

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Said management.

[–] hypna@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 12 points 1 week ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 1 week ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[–] JATtho@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee -4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅