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[–] Corno@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

I died doing what I loved, making art.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] punksnotdead@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!

[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

[–] LucidiaDiamond@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Too much LSD

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

I guess I'll burn to death and then be revived somehow

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Chuckles... I'm in trouble

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] DeadlyMau5@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago

You can join my vermintide

[–] hmmm@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jamie_oliver@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Bro thought so hard they dropped

[–] parmesan@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

[–] AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Walking through the park with a bauggette

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer

[–] BroiledShit@reddthat.com 8 points 17 hours ago

I dont want to think about it

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Excrubulently.

[–] B312@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

[–] colderr@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....

[–] boreal@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Cold weather exposure probably.

[–] hunt4peas@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

Hmm. That's a sad way to go.

[–] arifinhiding@feddit.org 1 points 11 hours ago

The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.

But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.

[–] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

Death by giant space hamster.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] porkchopfencing@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago
[–] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 1 points 11 hours ago

After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

Chronic disease took its final toll

[–] astro_plane@lemm.ee 1 points 12 hours ago

Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

Suddenly and all over the place

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Shamefully.

[–] Gabadabs@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

One too many dabs

[–] weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

I'm just wondering if your PMs are really hopping or not.

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[–] lohky@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

[–] save_the_humans@leminal.space 1 points 9 hours ago

Death by unfortunately misinterpreted font. There are worse ways to go.

[–] accideath@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

In an accident.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 14 hours ago

Kabloooooowie

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