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Calzone filled with clams (lemmy.ca)
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[–] wesker 48 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

WHAT THE FUCK

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago

Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this..gonna break someone's teeth

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you'd be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Average AI recipe

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago

I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up

[–] noride@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 4 weeks ago

Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not a fan of clamzone

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Your mom let me visit the clamzone last night. Tell her sorry about the curtains.

[–] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Man, if that was my mom and you did anything to her curtains, she will have made sure to make you feel sorry. I hope you like a beating.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 6 points 4 weeks ago

She charges extra for that.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I never did hit the bottom of the clamzone, but I beat the hell out of the sides.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 11 points 4 weeks ago

[–] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago

DELETE THIS

[–] turbulentMagma@lemm.ee 9 points 4 weeks ago

I thought "clams doesn't sound so bad" I didn't expect the shells to be there

[–] Majorllama@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

If this isn't against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 7 points 4 weeks ago

Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Clamzone

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 4 weeks ago

Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well... you'll certainly get your daily calcium from that.

[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Clamcium

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This is high in calcium and good for your bones.

[–] tarsn@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 weeks ago

Doot doot

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Why

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

It's not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Absolutely abhorrent, bravo!!! 👏👏👏

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I wouldn't touch this