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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (4 children)

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death

C'mon, it's like the most commonly quoted line. Plus, which ones are supposed to be Pestilence and Famine? It's like it's Death, War, War, and Burger King. Which I guess is still on brand for the USA.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Death, War, War, and Burger King

I want to hear that punk song.

I want to hear the ironic Mac Sabbath cover version

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Circa 2004:
I'll take a stake through.
my heart
Before I'll swallow another whopper
I see what you're doing
Another middle eastern conflict
I see straight through you
Nothing behind it all but
Death war war and Burger King.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 6 days ago

I lost this shirt somewhere

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also why is Death holding a trident instead of scythe

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

He has evolved into PoseiDeath, Reaper of the High Seas

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

death, famine, war and conquest

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Famine is supposed to have scales, though, and pestilence feels a little more on brand given the bird flu and COVID situations.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago (2 children)

extremely rare footage of conquest acknowledged as one of the four horsemen and not that anachronistic faker pestilence isaac-pog

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

faker pestilence

Oh, man - nothing's worse than that.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Robert Conquest? The Horseman of Manufactured Atrocities.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago