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[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 29 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death

C'mon, it's like the most commonly quoted line. Plus, which ones are supposed to be Pestilence and Famine? It's like it's Death, War, War, and Burger King. Which I guess is still on brand for the USA.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Death, War, War, and Burger King

I want to hear that punk song.

I want to hear the ironic Mac Sabbath cover version

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Circa 2004:
I'll take a stake through.
my heart
Before I'll swallow another whopper
I see what you're doing
Another middle eastern conflict
I see straight through you
Nothing behind it all but
Death war war and Burger King.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

I lost this shirt somewhere

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Also why is Death holding a trident instead of scythe

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

He has evolved into PoseiDeath, Reaper of the High Seas

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

death, famine, war and conquest

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Famine is supposed to have scales, though, and pestilence feels a little more on brand given the bird flu and COVID situations.

[–] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

extremely rare footage of conquest acknowledged as one of the four horsemen and not that anachronistic faker pestilence isaac-pog

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

faker pestilence

Oh, man - nothing's worse than that.

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Robert Conquest? The Horseman of Manufactured Atrocities.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago