Why is Putin not paying me π‘
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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Unfortunately, you're under China's payroll. Have you reached out to your CPC Publicity Department representative on how to collect your Xi Bucks?
I've been trying to get Putin to subsidize my rent for years due to my high quality posting, he always leaves my texts on read 
only a couple tankies? damn... we gotta pump those numbers up....
We should also see about getting a couple of tanks
Russian agents: 
Everyone here is a lib accept for me
im glad the libs here accept you 
sometimes i cannot be open about my love of stalin
I think he misjudges the diversity of this community. It must be a time zone thing.
The Russians come on for their shift, then pass over to the Venezuelans and Cubans at the end of the day, and then the Chinese cover overnight. We need full spectrum, round the clock midsnformation with seven-nines uptime, people!
Man, dronies are really commited to the "they love modern post Soviet Russia" bit despite having zero evidence, huh.
They're committed to the idea that nobody could dislike the anglosphere except for evil Putler and his sinister agents.
We need to send a delegation to .ee and say 
Excuse me? I didn't spend 5 years doing internships for McKinsey and Tulsi Gabbard to be called a Russian agent
Ackshually, she endorsed Donald Trump, and 
that Trump works for Putin 
Who do you think the couple tankies are
My checks still say George Soros on them, not Vladolf Putlerβ¦ what the fuckβ¦