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[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago

Okay, let's turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted "slutty outfits" for men, both straight and gay?

I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 59 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 70 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I can't take him seriously if he's not wearing sandals and socks.

Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 2 points 7 hours ago

BLACK socks.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 day ago

Obviously fake, no mullet.

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house...

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I'm totally gonna name it this!

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 points 7 hours ago

Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Someone set my neighbor's shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.

To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol

[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

are you the person making the schools dress code?!

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

But no bare ankles, sadly. :(

[–] sundrei 15 points 1 day ago

He's saving his "Kiss the Cook" apron for a special occasion. 😼

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It's a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It's also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad did this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah I'm an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.

[–] Geobloke@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Hate the game, not the player

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would it matter if you're cis?

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor

[–] marito@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

90s dad or gen Z dude?

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can't decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

drakkar noir

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Obsession. He is a classy dude.

Classy for that guy would be Stetson

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

if that's the sluttiest outfit you got, y'all gotta step up your game. I don't think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I've got.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] BartyDeCanter 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she's not allowed to share my pic! 😡

I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.

Can't wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I'm tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren't shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren't shorts.

So a no from me.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Dirty stache... Would