I can't take him seriously if he's not wearing sandals and socks.
Fucker probably uses a meat thermometer.
this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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BLACK socks.
Sploosh
All I can focus on is the fact that BBQ is right up against the side of the house...
It's asbestos siding, absolutely nothing to worry about!
Asbestolotley nothing
If I ever start a nihilistic cult, I'm totally gonna name it this!
My mom melted the siding on our house like that once. The whole wall was wavy, like some fun house.
Someone set my neighbor's shed on fire. Our garage that was some distance away was also like that. It really put some perspective on how hot a house fire can get.
Do some mushrooms and go stare at it, and blow your mind.
To the right of the grill, so much melted siding lol
Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut
are you the person making the schools dress code?!
But no bare ankles, sadly. :(
Cis guy but damn gimme that hot dog sir.
Why would it matter if you're cis?
meant cishet but that sex machine got me going and I forgor
He's saving his "Kiss the Cook" apron for a special occasion. 😼
Obviously fake, no mullet.
if that's the sluttiest outfit you got, y'all gotta step up your game. I don't think I can grill safely in the sluttiest outfit I've got.
90s dad or gen Z dude?
Why do Americans tuck their shirts in?
It was the style in the 90s/early 00s for dads. My Dad had this look, but he wore actual jeans and kept his phone clipped on his belt.
Yeah I'm an Aussie, but my American father in law tucks his shirt in, the only guy I know that does it
So you can see the Blackberry phone holster on their belts.
Hate the game, not the player
It's a more formal way to dress. I had to wear uniforms with tucked in shirts as a kid in school. It's also a normal requirement at jobs. Becomes habit.
Can't decide if I smell Old Spice or Aqua Velva here
Obsession. He is a classy dude.
Classy for that guy would be Stetson
drakkar noir
Hey! Where’d you get that picture of me?!?
Mom shared it
Your mom shares pics of her lovers??? Tell her she's not allowed to share my pic! 😡
Dude actually looks like he could pull off short 80s jean shorts if he tried.
I just hit 40 and not gonna lie that looks comfy as fuck. Time to put away the 30 year old dude clothes
Do the ladies like this?
This has to be a generational difference but the unopposed moustache screams gay to me, because when I was a young adult only my gay friends had that style. I cannot shake the association. It seems like it started with some guys being ironic then got picked up by the mainstream.
Can't wait for the shorts that are actual shorts to come back too, I'm tired of men passing off culottes as shorts. If they are longer than your knees they aren't shorts. They are mediums or something but if they are not short, they aren't shorts.
So a no from me.
Pff. My shirt is tie-dyed.
Dirty stache... Would
Okay, let's turn this shipost into a brainstorming session: what would be socially accepted "slutty outfits" for men, both straight and gay?
I feel like our fashion choices are limited to tank tops, shorts and if you feel fancy, half open shirts.
Hoochie daddy shorts. Mid thigh at the longest.