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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 105 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If at first you don’t succeed, try try again until you got a data point you can cherry pick.

[–] Baguette@lemm.ee 14 points 2 weeks ago

The college special

Just a bit of minor data cleanup beforehand, totally legit

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Try again a little differently each time

[–] BalderSion@real.lemmy.fan 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The scientific method is more about falsification than problem solving.

"If you ever succeed, devise and implement a test to see if it was a fluke."

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

send a rocket to the moon on your first attempt

Fuck we learned nothing

[–] don@lemm.ee 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sometimes it takes failing several times before you’ve learned enough to do it correctly. Not everything is “study the process fully and thoroughly, and do it perfectly the first time! 😤”

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You cannot learn anything without failing. The fact we don't embrace this culturally is a tragedy.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

I teach a basic programming class. Third lesson is about inheritance and interfaces. I give them an execercise where they have to implement some interfaces and end up making a " diamond of death". The exercise is called the Kobayashi Maru

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

A lot of people take failure personally, and become scared to even try in the first place. Failure is seen as shameful, rather than a learning opportunity to better yourself.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The best lesson I learned in chemistry class was to not put a wet beaker on a pre-heated hot plate

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes the answer to "why did it go wrong" is "because I need to practice more".

Like, I know how to play the piano, I know how notes and keys work and in theory, I should be pretty good. In reality, I'm just shit at it because I never practiced.

[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

This is how I've learned to use Linux

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

"If at first you dont succeed, try, try again" -> "The definition of stupidity is doing the same thing and expecting different results."

If at first you don't succeed,

its getting late and I'm tired, maybe I'll think about trying again next week...

few years later

...

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

If at first you don't succeed, avoid child endangerment charges and put your students in another irresponsible situation next week.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This show lied about how salmon spawned.

Also, her class cheated at that basketball game. I wonder what the Fritz was doing during the 1930s

Who even decides which kids get to go to her class?

[–] jack@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

this is literally Marxism-Leninism

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

If at first you don't succeed.... BLAST THEM WITH YOUR BLUE EYES AGAIN!!!

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Why is not the right question it leads to ambiguous answers.

instead of why... find out how, when, and what.

[–] arsCynic@beehaw.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

"If at first you don't succeed, blame immigrants." —Donald Musk