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The american voters have really outdone themselves this time

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

I never thought I'd have a gov that had a health dept that was determined to make me sick. I expect things to be occasionally suppressed, bias, and flawed studies but not a deliberate effort. It is like they put the Phillip Morris tobacco company in charge.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Next up, UFO conspiracists will determine if alien UFOs are real, Kennedy assassination conspiracists will review the Kennedy files.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I can't wait to find out his conclusion! Should we take bets?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 20 points 14 hours ago

All because of one debunked research paper fuck long ago. Damn did that do so much damage

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't that involve them causing autism to prove it does?

"I'm autistic because I was a test subject for a government op..."

bruh...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly there is an even darker side to this.

There are parents who would rather see there kid die from a preventable disease than have Autism.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Exactly. Death is preferable. Wait until they claim that they cause homosexuality.

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 7 points 12 hours ago

Plot twist: they scale up the study nationwide, offering free flu vaccines to anyone who "volunteers" for the study as long as they take an autism test before and after.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Th3ry will continue to search until they find the answer they want

[–] misteloct@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

WaPo strikes again with a plausibly deniable disinformation title, using the word "skeptic" wrong on purpose. I expect nothing less from Bezos.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's no such thing as a "vaccine skeptic".
Skeptic implies that they could have their opinion swayed if presented with evidence. The fact that they're still "skeptical" despite literal mountains of evidence shows that they only call themselves "skeptics" because it makes them sound reasonable, when in reality if they could have been swayed by reason they would have changed their minds a long time ago.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 hours ago

Any paper showing Vaccines don't cause Autism is immediately disregarded as "propaganda from the far left"

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago

they try to downplay anti-vaxxers, thats what they really are, this include vaccine hesitency.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

pro-worm but agaisnt vaccines.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Autism isn't a fucking defect

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[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

There was never a link to begin with. Never.

[–] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (10 children)

These people have co-opted the work "skeptic".

I grew up Orthodox and became skeptical of god's role in my life, now I'm agnostic.

My parents became "skeptical" of vaccines. Once they found their first antivax substack they are no longer "skeptical" but rather certain vaccines cause autism and covid vax causes heart attacks.

I find it hilarious (sad) they stop being skeptical once they find "proof" of their suspicions and then claim to be skeptics.

They of course have seen all the research supporting vaccines and deemed it insubmissable because it was funded by big pharma or the WHO (CHINA).

The only science they believe is the shit pushed by their "independent" researchers (crunchy influencers).

🤮

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 15 hours ago

Don't worry, Republicans have been hard at work destroying our public education system so that people in the future won't be burdened with seeing and understanding their parents' hypocrisy for what it is.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope this is a situation like the documentaries made to prove flat earth that do the opposite

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see that happening unfortunately

RFK already fired someone for not publishing a paper showing vaccines cause Autism.

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 day ago (4 children)

If the word "skeptic" in the title actually meant that, this would be a good thing. It's good to be skeptic about everything until you're shown evidence. The problem here is that those folks aren't really skeptic.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

People decide to believe something and then look for evidence

Like or not that's the human thing to do. Breaking out of that mindset is hard.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Someone please create a AI video of a debate with Trump about vaccines, where he gets dunked.

If they don't play fair, we don't have to either.

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Forget the serious debate videos—his supporters aren't watching those, and even if they did, they wouldn't care. You want to make a dent? You go after the ego.

Picture this: an endless stream of totally "realistic" phone-recorded AI videos of Trump playing golf. He lines up the putt—misses. Tries again—air ball. It's literally an inch away now—misses again. Doesn’t blink, just traps it in, smirks, walks off like he nailed it. Over and over.

The key is subtlety. These can’t look staged or flashy—make them feel like someone’s nephew filmed it from the cart. Make it look like he's genuinely terrible but thinks he’s crushing it.

Then blast them everywhere. Flood the algorithm. Turn his “I’m the best at golf” schtick into a punchline.

This is how you use AI to actually take Trump down—with a thousand tiny ego papercuts.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 108 points 2 days ago (6 children)

“You’ll never believe it, Mr Kennedy. According to our data, vaccines causes cancer”, he says, smiling. “Once we increased our vaccination rates, cancer became a major cause of death within 15 years. I suspect that far fewer people will die of cancer, if we simply roll our policies back

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[–] Indica_Jellies@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"LET'S FIGURE OUT AND CURE AUTISM" they say as if a considerable amount of humanity's greatest inventions/discoveries aren't accredited to people across the spectrum.

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