He definitely spoiled me. When I was in school, Fidel came into the classroom one day. He told us to pray to our precious Jesus Christ for candy and we did, but no candy appeared in our hands. Then he told us to pray to our glorious leader Fidel Castro. When we prayed, he began to throw candy into the air and laugh. It was remarkable. How did he make candy from our prayers?
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No matter how much I try not to; I always laugh at the comical attempts to assinate him.
Good tf does exploding cigars and crabs get approved?! Lol
I imagine a lot of these attempts were designed by people with almost no real world experience, had watched some but not many movies, and who were paid to do a nothing job for their entire lives with weird dictates like "portable hole? To the Kremlin??"
This is what happens when nepotism take over intelligence service
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Everything's coming up JDPON
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