won't fit my head
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Same
Haha tiny head
Shut up or I’ll forage your poop
Haha fat head
rude :(
That's fucking rad. Do I have to buy one or is one going to show up in my mailbox?
If you subscribe to hexcoin you will be mailed 20 of them
For real? I'm getting a whole wardrobe makeover?!?
Ummm you're welcome
Is there a slutty version? Asking for a friend.
Sending a crotchless version your way asap
Now I am become owl, the destroyer of whatever it is that owls eat
Beans
Oh I see.
Now I am become beans, the destroyer of whatever it is beans eat
Owls
So beans come from dirt, beans eat owls, owls eat beans. Therefore beans is owls and owls is beans, and owls come from dirt. It all makes s nse now
It's the circle of life
I am, off coursh, already wearing the owl costume all the time
but does it come in black?
Does it come with a federally-approved fursona and educational colouring books? I feel like I should be at a national park visitor's centre trying to explain to a group of bored second graders why they shouldn't be feeding their Lunchables to endangered black-footed ferrets.
Yes and also we are making you head of forest fire prevention
Hello would you like to hear about our lord and savior Smacky the Frog?
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
the dripped out owl-posting vanguard
Are we doing a bird-themed reshoot of that Bloodhound Gang music video?
you and me baby ain't nothin' but Aves