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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shut up or I’ll forage your poop

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's fucking rad. Do I have to buy one or is one going to show up in my mailbox?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you subscribe to hexcoin you will be mailed 20 of them

[–] The_sleepy_woke_dialectic@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For real? I'm getting a whole wardrobe makeover?!?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Ummm you're welcome

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there a slutty version? Asking for a friend.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Sending a crotchless version your way asap

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now I am become owl, the destroyer of whatever it is that owls eat

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh I see.

Now I am become beans, the destroyer of whatever it is beans eat

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Moss@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So beans come from dirt, beans eat owls, owls eat beans. Therefore beans is owls and owls is beans, and owls come from dirt. It all makes s nse now

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It's the circle of life

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I am, off coursh, already wearing the owl costume all the time

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

but does it come in black?

[–] HakFoo 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does it come with a federally-approved fursona and educational colouring books? I feel like I should be at a national park visitor's centre trying to explain to a group of bored second graders why they shouldn't be feeding their Lunchables to endangered black-footed ferrets.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes and also we are making you head of forest fire prevention

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hello would you like to hear about our lord and savior Smacky the Frog?

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

the dripped out owl-posting vanguard

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are we doing a bird-themed reshoot of that Bloodhound Gang music video?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

you and me baby ain't nothin' but Aves