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How can people chose without weighing them?
Those all suck, this is the perfect fork.
I like everything about that fork except that thin part before the top.
I don't want that touching my mouth.. why am I like this?
This is the only correct answer
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2 and it's not close, 1 is the worst.
2
2 if I had to pick from that drawer, but the actual answer: Victorinox Swiss Classic / Swiss Modern cutlery. Absolutely love the large handles, sharp knives and large spoons. Very nice feel in hand and mouth.
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Number 2.
Long sensual tines, full round butt gives you something to hold on to.
2 for a meal, 5 for snacks and desserts
Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal fork
They are all OK. But I spent 7 years eating with a trident, so what do I know.
2 clearly
fork tierlist
S| 2
A| 3
B|
C| 4
D|
E| 1
F| 5
although, a non-metal handle would be better
2 is best. 5 is tolerable.
This feels like a reverse Avatar test for autism
Number 2, obviously.
Definitely 2.
2
Fuck you & fuck this insulting post.
#2
Handle of 5 with any other head 😭
They all have problems. If i have to pick any one of them its going to be 2, but i won't be happy about it.
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I dont like any of them :(
You don't have to be neurodivergent to have an opinion about fork shapes. Also 2 is the best.
2, assuming the broad pommel is a counterweight. If it's flimsy lightweight material then none of them.
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3 or 2-with-5's-handle
Yes! 2s handle is too big, 5s is a good size
2.The crazies here who don't think that's the best head by so much that the handle doesn't matter, they scare me. No amount of bad handle can make up for how much I hate the rest of them
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Worst 5 fork designs in this meme. Thanks for nothing
4 has the best handle, 2 has the best fork
None of these. 2 has the best tines, but the handle sucks. These look like forks you'd find in a diner. Rounded outer tines is a crime against humanity. Did you maybe want a spork instead? 😡
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- Most efficient, can hold the most food, doesn't spread the food by wide sides which would get the food stuck
1 or 3. I cant stand forks with curved outer tines. 2 is good but i prefer a straight handle over a curved one. My preferance leans towards 3 though as 1 looks like it would have slightly sharp stamped edges.
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Handle of 5, prongs of 3.
None. They’re all stamped from thin sheet metal. Tines and handles are too thin and will bend.
Obviously #2, but with a slightly smaller handle tip and that's about it.
5 for me
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