“hey, pull my finger”
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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I'm off to... Bombay!
*Dies in a particularly violent unceremonious explosion*
Sphynx of black quartz, JUDGE MY VOW!
"I-...fuck me, I had something ready for thi--"
Somebody set up us the bomb!
There's no way I'd waste that moment on something serious.
"Skibidi", which would be funny because I'm not that young.
Your enemy is justified in retrospect.
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I'll show you true human nature.
Pasta la vista, baby.
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in a less serious tone
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You always were an asshole Gormon.
I thought exactly that! She was a badass
farts
Nothing personnel, kid.
"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"
I don't want to go.
"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."
Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.
Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I'm not very good at this)
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Uhm,, oh .
Somebody probably deserves this
Bite me!
Boom goes the Dynamite!
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