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[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is going to be such a shit show in a few weeks

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Comrade JDPON Don says: "Death to the Treatlerite Class".

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Holy fuck, how tall was Bin Laden, like 7’2”?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

6'5~ which would have put him a couple inches taller than Trump

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

need a banana for scale here or something.. that looks like a lot more than a couple inches

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 month ago

It would do if Trump told the truth about his height, but we know he's not actually 6'3" now, due to certain photos, some of which are even full-body, in which he is shorter than Trudeau, Vance, etc.

He may have never been 6'3", and if he was actually only about 6' to start, the Bin Laden photo makes sense.

[–] CeliacMcCarthy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

tall drink of wudu

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Yeah, that's why he couldn't fly the planes on 9/11. It was like trying to fold origami fitting his lanky terrorist legs inside the cockpit.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 60 points 1 month ago

trump-drenched THE TREATLERITES HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG, FOLKS. THE END OF GROTESQUE FIRST WORLD OVER CONSUMPTION IS HERE!

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 56 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If anyone else suggested maybe we practice some restraint and curb our capitalistic excesses, we'd see tiki torches and Elon salutes all over the suburbs.

I guess it's okay when Don does it?

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

Only Nixon could go to China, only Trump could leave it

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 55 points 1 month ago
[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Glory to JDPON don I guess?

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But, like, why do people have to make this sacrifice again?

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The capitalists are running out of doctrines to shock

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The rate of shockable doctrines has a tendency to decline

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

aw that fuggin sucks

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago

Communism is when no doll

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 40 points 1 month ago

Sorry but, the treats will END. — JDPON Don

[–] jack@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago
[–] synae 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Shelves... Open?

Judging prosperity by number of... Dolls?

I mean, I expect nothing from this man, but what in the goddamn??

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I seem to recall in the 2016 election run up, the claim was made that hes never gone grocery shopping himself.

Didn't he think apples are kept in the fridge?

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

The shelves are open... for business! (Please reindustrialize)

Judging prosperity by number of… Dolls?

Funko Pops per capita

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But I thought 2/3 of the population died from fentanyl under Biden? Now they’ve come back to life and stocked up on dolls?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

The Woke CIA has collaborated with DPRK defectors to partially reverse-engineer Juche Necromancy.